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Studio8 · #1

I got a cookie cake that said "Batista" in icing and gave it to the guy who paid for the Royal Rumble and we all ate it and guess what? Batista won. Now my stomach feels like shit.

Zomboid · #2

What?

Callahan · #3

what the what is a batisa

GADZOOKS · #4

It's the bubbles that arise when you fart in the water.

Studio8 · #5

Batista

Schimid · #6

Fuck that shit.

Batista doesn't have enough personality to hold a world title. He might win, but it'll be for a month, and then Triple H will get it back because the world needs a champion.

Didn't the same thing happen last year? How long did Benoit hold the title? And don't Wrestlemania's always end with the face winning?

Schimid · #7

I loved the commercials, though. :=

Studio8 · #8

Uh...dude.
HHH wasn't a face and he totally won Wrestlemania 16.
And the heel Stone Cold won Wrestlemania 17.
Don't give me that shit.

And Benoit held the title for 3 months, I think.

I'm lame.

Schimid · #9

Those weren't really rhetorical questions. I was actually asking, because from all I could remember, thought that faces always won.

And yeah, Benoit held it for three months, but then it went right back to Triple H. What I'm saying is that it seems to always just go back to him within a pretty short amount of time.

Drev · #10

London got served :X

Benoit held it up to Summerslam. It was Orton who held it for a month.

And Batista does have what it takes for champion.

Studio8 · #11

That London bump was the second coolest thing of the night behind that tremendous casket match.

I think they should make it an Evolution 4 way for Wrestlemania.
Orton vs. HHH vs. Flair vs. Batista

Or do a split, like:
Batista vs. Flair
Orton vs. HHH for title.

Batista vs. Winner.