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Old Oct 15th, 2006, 01:29 PM        I Be Good CARTOONIST
I managed to snag a spot at my college newspaper. It's nice to have my actual job be only cartooning, rather than being forced into an editing/managerial position.

Anyway, here's the first issue, originally inspired by my spat with kahljorn, later inspired by the comic genius of Geggy.





I'm not posting the name of the cartoon, because it's a pretty decent name and I don't want any lurking, anonymous hacks out there to steal it.

It's nice that I don't really have to be funny or original, either, seeing as how the other two strips involve injokes that no one gets, and a neutered dog quoting shakespeare as he mauls the veterinarian.
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 01:06 PM       
that guy in the door looks like a penishead.
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 04:53 PM       
This has been told to me numerous times. The next issue is definitely going to give him a side profile.
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 06:10 PM       
make the next one about juttin.
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 07:27 PM       
Sorry, the next one's already booked for a Halloween theme. Maybe the one after that...
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 08:46 PM       
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 10:25 PM       
lol don't shake the pictures off your walls :O
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 10:25 PM       
I don't even get that
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Old Oct 20th, 2006, 12:15 AM       
I got it.
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Old Oct 25th, 2006, 09:42 PM       


Here's the Halloween one, done by hand because the printer's shop COULD NOT HANDLE the cartoon done by tablet.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 12:24 AM       
I like 'em, you got talent.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 09:18 AM       
Thank 'ee. On an interesting sidenote, as promised, I also made sure to give the majority of characters a side profile, to avoid immediate phallic imagery.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 01:48 PM       
when you fold your dick, you get DOOGAN.

I like these.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 04:34 PM       
If I could blow my nose with my cock that is what I would describe this as.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 07:34 PM       
Wow. I can honestly say that I haven't ever heard anyone say anything remotely comparable to that statement.

I salute you, sir.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 10:55 PM       
These cartoons are clearly over my head.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 10:59 PM       
I doubt it. I'm no good at punchlines, so I use bluntly simple ones and do my best to rely on the character's body language for humor.

It may not be a good style, but it's MINE.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 01:27 AM       
I like the way you draw, but they're not that funny. :[

Buuutt, that could just be because it's somewhat school-related. =/

gj tho :D
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Old Nov 1st, 2006, 03:43 PM       
Not a cartoon per se, but I got to draw all artsy-like. Someone who's writing a breast cancer editorial is comparing it to "a beast that needs to be slain", and wanted me to do an illustration for it.




Yes, I know that it's crooked. I don't really care, though, because I'm quite happy with the Frank Frazetta-inspired monster.
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Old Nov 1st, 2006, 04:11 PM       
it looks like the knight's trying to save the monster from that ribbon thingy over his head.
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Old Nov 1st, 2006, 04:13 PM       
Well, the title of the article is "Slaying the Beast", so hopefully it'll clear that up.
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 05:38 PM       
Slaying the beast for Cancer :/
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 02:09 PM       
my time has been wasted! more like grizlypus this shit smells like granny grizzle vagina

you should write a comic about that one
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 06:26 PM       
Shouldn't the beast of breast cancer have a rack?

The monster looks like he's in the middle of a good anecdote
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