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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 04:10 PM       
Now that we're in the subject, has anyone seen Kahljorn around? I think last time I saw him online was around August. :<
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 04:14 PM       
Those guys need to befriend a bunch of sucky forum idiots that'll keep their names alive while they pretend to have a life away from the net. Then we'd have spotted that they'd left a lot sooner.

In unrelated news: oh man, I miss Willie.
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 04:28 PM       
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I can thank an anonymous guest on the 'Who's Online' list for reading the following thread and unintentionally directing my attention to it!

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2761
That thread reminds me that I accidentally caused kellychaos to leave.
After years of actively trying, it came as a surprise when I finally hit on the winning formula.
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 05:11 PM       
RULES & GUIDELINES - Let's agree to disagree! - http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698251

Uh...?


I really don't understand the concept of this place.

Saying that, when I've been 'Nice' to new people they tend to get more angry/scared/gone than if I'm an ass. ;(

I guess I'm done posting for today. See you all tomorrow.
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 05:15 PM       
I really miss soundtest, ziggy, kahljorn, and willie
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 05:57 PM       
helm :<
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 07:04 PM       
I'm so hungover and I have a girl coming over and I think I should drink to cure it
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 10:35 PM       
Pub's story reminds me of when I went on pilgrimage to Italy.

Back in December 1999, I went on a youth retreat. There was lots to say about it, but one of those was that I was struck by the beauty of this one girl in particular who was in crutches at the time. At the end of the night I picked up a flier about going to Italy for the Jubilee, and after a crazy six months of thinking I couldn't go, I ended up going. Beautiful girl went too, this time she was crutchless! Our first day in Italy, we were in a bus and she fell asleep on one of the official chaperone's shoulders, and I just kind of pined about how I wished for a beautiful girl to fall asleep on my shoulder just once.

I talked to her a handful of times throughout those two weeks, but we never really connected at all. After our plane landed in Cincinnati, I realized that it probably was never meant to happen anyways. I took my seat on the bus to Indiana, and stared blankly out the window at the rain as others boarded from my group. Suddenly, beautiful girl looked at all the empty seats around her and sat down next to me. We didn't talk at all that I can remember, but within half an hour of the ride she fell asleep on my shoulder.

It was one of the more memorable moments of my life to that point!
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 01:20 AM       
I just fleshed out an entire movie in my mind based on those two short paragraphs you gave and it was one of the best movies I have ever seen.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 01:31 AM       
lol. I was taking a bus to Dartmouth, NS, around early October, and some cute asian girl kept falling asleep on my shoulder for a good portion of the ride
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 11:08 AM       
When I was going up to Canada this girl fell asleep on my shoulder. I was just asleep too.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 11:21 AM       
I once had a girl fall asleep on my shoulder

my girlfriend
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 12:15 PM       
I hate that, because it makes you look weird.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 01:17 PM       
Story Time - http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698353

I was that guy. I still am. I also get overly attached to people that I've just met, but I don't say that out loud because it's too close to a truth, & I only lie.



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Pub's story reminds me of when... ...Back in December 1999... [a]...beautiful girl looked at all the empty seats around her and sat down next to me. We didn't talk at all that I can remember, but within half an hour of the ride she fell asleep on my shoulder.
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lol. I was taking a bus to Dartmouth, NS, around early October, and some cute asian girl kept falling asleep on my shoulder for a good portion of the ride
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When I was going up to Canada this girl fell asleep on my shoulder. I was just asleep too.
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Frankly gentlemen, you disappoint me. I can only imagine that each of you immediately went and had relations with a host of ladies in a less confined area. Except Emu, who could have reasonably rolled his shoulder sleeper over & commenced with the loving.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 01:54 PM       
girls sleeping

yeah gross sleepophile
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 01:55 PM       
oh, and i miss willie too



he liked my maxx tattoo



none of you guys make me feel good like he did



i have a proposition. instead of talking about how much we love girls sleeping () we talk about times when willie made us feel good / laugh.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 02:29 PM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 02:38 PM       
Damnit, I saw you quoting Willie and thought he came back.

False advertising.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 03:03 PM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 03:15 PM       
Willie would make a great caveman
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 03:26 PM       
Why did he leave anyways? I only remember that he got pissed (?) at something and left.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 05:40 PM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 08:48 PM       
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Why did he leave anyways? I only remember that he got pissed (?) at something and left.
people like zbf and gw
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 08:55 PM       
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