I WORK AT AN IMPORTANT PLACE!

[mburbank]

The Museum I work at is just a few blocks away from the Fleet Center. Each night this week, there will be huge parties here. Clinton is coming tonight. Kerry is coming Thursday.

Here's what this means to me.

I get to (or have to, depending on how you look at it) leave at 3:00 pm amidst a flurry of Staties, National Guard, Secret Service and BOMB SNIFFIN' DOGS!

AND

I'm at this very moment chowing down on left over cookies and chocolates from last nights festivities. The cookies where provided by Union Paciffic. The chocolates, who knows. I hope they are not chock full of anthrax, because I'm pretty much eat all free food. Free food is very highly placed in my system of values.

[El Blanco]

Originally Posted by mburbank

The Museum I work at is just a few blocks away from the Fleet Center. Each night this week, there will be huge parties here.

Oh, man, you gots to get some of that Kennedy booze.

Clinton is coming tonight.

Hookers and slutty interns!

Kerry is coming Thursday.

that piece of ass exhebitionist daughter of his.

BOMB SNIFFIN' DOGS!

You need gun powder (to get their attention) and peanut butter (to make it worth it).

I'm at this very moment chowing down on left over cookies and chocolates from last nights festivities. The cookies where provided by Union Paciffic. The chocolates, who knows. I hope they are not chock full of anthrax, because I'm pretty much eat all free food. Free food is very highly placed in my system of values.

Gee, an overweight Jew who gorges himself on free food. There's a joke in there somewhere.

[mburbank]

Really? I can't see it.

I've lost twenty pounds since that I-mock convention.

IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS DAMN FREE FOOD I'D BE DOING BETTER!!




I'm going to tie a firecracker to one side of my Johnson, and a snausage to the other. When the Bomb Sniffin' Dog shoves his head in my crotch, I'm going to pretend to have an orgasm.



Unless I have a real one.


There's nothing the secrret service finds more amusing than an overweight jew appearing to have get an orgasm off a bomb sniffin' dog.

[ScruU2wice]

Do you get to meet with and/or sleep with any drunken famous celebities that are swarming around boston now...

[Cosmo Electrolux]

so, el balnco is Ronny and Vinth's Butt-baby, right?

[mburbank]

I am 99.99999% sure Blanco is joshing in a Vinthian Vane for purposes of parody. I laughed.

And no, we got strict orders not to attempt hobnobbing of any sort with celebrities. I mean, I suppose I could go off site and look for celebrities to hobnob with, but it's raining, and I'd have to get up.

If the sun comes out I intend to go for a walk to see how close I an get to the Fleet center before I encounter a level of security I can't tet past. Co-workers tell me you can get close enough to see Militray police and snipers, and hovering black hawk helicopters, so that should be amusing.