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Old Jan 6th, 2010, 02:32 AM       
Funny stuff, really bad timing

http://nba.fanhouse.com/2010/01/05/w...-unloaded-too/
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Old Jan 6th, 2010, 09:26 AM       
I thought this was funny.

David Letterman's Top Ten Washington Wizards Explanations

10."When you're only 6'4" 215 pounds, you need some protection"
9."Team recently signed an exclusive endorsement deal with Smith and Wesson"
8."Sick of Tiger getting all the attention"
7."Secret Santa rules didn't say, 'No firearms'"
6."Two players can't pull guns over a locker room gambling dispute? What is this, Russia?"
5."Uh, swine flu?"
4."When you're the Washington Wizards, any press is good press"
3."Wanted gun close by in case team tried to trade me to the Nets"
2."Coach didn't specify what kind of pre-game shootaround it was"
1."My exploding underpants weren't working"
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Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 06:10 AM       
Tracy mcgrady has played only 40 minutes in the entire season so far and steve nash just squeaked past him to get the starting nod in the all star game. So in short mcgrady will go as a bench player. Allen iverson has played 19 games and he is the starter. Ridiculous.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 09:09 AM       
I was watching the Lakers lose to the Cavs last night, hell of a good game. If all NBA teams ha this sort of defense, I would like pro b-ball better than college b-ball.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 12:18 AM       
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Tracy mcgrady has played only 40 minutes in the entire season so far and steve nash just squeaked past him to get the starting nod in the all star game. So in short mcgrady will go as a bench player. Allen iverson has played 19 games and he is the starter. Ridiculous.
Which is why fans should not be allowed to vote.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 09:18 PM       
Nice!

In other news, the 76ers still suck. But the Nets suck worse.

That 9-73 record is still within reach ...
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Old Feb 3rd, 2010, 11:51 AM       
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What are they at now? 4 Wins?
Yep. Precisely the same as the total number of Net fans.

At this rate if they crack 8 wins, they'd actually have a better win percentage than they have now.
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Old Feb 6th, 2010, 04:29 PM       
The Wolfies have won 3 straight. Kurt Rambis deserves the Coach of the Year award.
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 09:54 PM       
Allen Iverson is a train wreck? Who knew?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4975922

Stephen A. Smith breaks the story of the century.
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Old Apr 19th, 2010, 02:32 PM       


Celtics have risen from the dead in game one of 1st round series against miami with rondo leading the way. They were fucking miserable in the last couple of months in the regular season. I went to the celts vs wizards game couple of weeks ago and it was the most goddamn painful game I've witnessed. Hope they will carry over the momentum into the second game without garnett who has been banned for one game.
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 12:51 AM       
Waddya know, Garnett attacking another player on the court. Some things never change.
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Old May 1st, 2010, 05:14 AM       
IN OTHER NEWS, WATER IS WET

Well I think the cavs with nice additions of jamison and moon will handle the celtics in six games. But wouldn't be surprised if the celtics pull it off either. If this picture of lebron james was plastered all over celtics' locker room, it would get them extra fired up.
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Old May 2nd, 2010, 12:22 AM       
I'm new round these parts, but for the record...I'm a life-long Hawks fan...and I've got a headache at this point. :D
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Old May 2nd, 2010, 06:24 PM       
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Old May 5th, 2010, 05:10 PM       
WUH-OH...CELTICS HAS THE ADVANTAGE OVER THE CAVS NOW
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Old May 5th, 2010, 07:45 PM       
What's the advantage here? Playing at their busted ass home court? That's just a setup for the classic example of humiliation in which King James will end up pissing all over the faces of Garnett and his group of thugs.
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Old May 6th, 2010, 09:00 PM       
Is basketball still being played? I hadn't noticed.

I'm just waiting for the draft lottery.
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Old May 8th, 2010, 12:24 AM       
and the Celtics just got their faces pissed on
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Old May 8th, 2010, 04:57 AM       
I hope the sincerely hope Cleveland doesn't remember they are Cleveland so they can finally win some kind of sports championship and break this blasted curse
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Old May 8th, 2010, 03:24 PM       
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