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glowbelly · #1

my fren and fellow photo student took these a couple of weeks ago. there's a lot of problems with them, as it was her first time using a large format camera and she wasn't sure how to get everything in focus. also, these are scans taken off of contact sheets, so the quality is crap, but you get the idear...

we're reshooting next week.

yes, i'm huge. yes, those are stretch marks. yes, my belly button has popped like a turkey thermometer. yes, I'M STILL FRIGGIN GORGEOUS AS EVER

Anonymous · #2

Normally i'd say something about you being 'somewhat portly' and 'posting things like that on a humor site' but in your pregnant craze I don't think you'd get either of the references and instead would cry ;<

So, instead, i'll be sincere and tell you that i'm actually pretty surprised the rest of your body doesn't seem to have taken on weight; If anything you've dropped in overall body fat since the last pictures i saw of you, pre-pregnancy.

I've still having trouble ever thinking you were a SEXUALLY FREE FLOWER CHILD (am i right vets) because you still look like a total prude :P

PRUDE ;P

But yes pretty ;>

Anonymous · #3

Glowbelly: we were in the same bedroom once and i was nekkid =-O
Chojin: that's what i was talking about ;>
Glowbelly: I KNOW
Glowbelly: I KNOW IT ALL
Glowbelly: I'M A KNOW IT ALL
Chojin: :<
Glowbelly: aww not really
Chojin: then DID YOU KNOW that that first picture looks like a bald giant is fellating you
Glowbelly: lol

Rez · #4

that bulbous growth needs to save electricity (in ref. to 3,4).
is it reading a book in there? does it glow in the dark?

oh wait it's overexposed

i made a bad joke because i think you're cool or something and didnt want to ignore you coz your photos are always rad.

glowbelly · #5

she had me lit up all over with these harsh ass lights and i was sweating like a mofo. luckily they weren't in color cause i turn bright red when i'm hot.

anyhoo.

we were going to reshoot these today, but i've developed the hellish pregnancy rash known as PUPPP and i itch. everywhere. oh and there are lovely red dots and blotches all over my belly, arms and legs. the only thing that cures this is delivery.

SO PRAY FOR ME.

and thanks, choji, for the compliment and the larf.

FS · #6

She's gonna BLOWBELLY

Ninjavenom · #7

What happens when she's No-Belly?

Galvatron · #8

I was unaware that glowbelly is in fact, Unicron

glowbelly · #9

when i'm nobelly i will not be hungry anymore!

and i'm not sure what you mean, galvatron. i'm all uncool and shit. explain

Luchatein · #10

I think he called you fat :o

Galvatron · #11

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly

when i'm nobelly i will not be hungry anymore!

and i'm not sure what you mean, galvatron. i'm all uncool and shit. explain

oh for.. Transformers the movie

Unicron: Character: The devil of Transformers. In alternate mode, takes the form of a mechanical planet that devours other planets whole

NOT Jixby Phillips · #12

Transformers rock!

Sacks · #13

I've never understood the whole taking artsy photos of pregnant ladies thing. Is it required in college courses or something? Maybe it's just too high brow for the likes of me. :/

glowbelly · #14

i wanted this time in my life documented, so i asked a fellow photo student friend of mine who i trust to take some snaps of me. she just so happened to be concentrating on portraits this semester, so it all worked out peachy keen.

YOU GOTTA FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT?

and galvatron? you're super funny. ya know? pointing out the obvious: my largeness. then making that joke about the robot eating worlds. not at all referencing the fact that I'M FUCKING 9 MONTHS PREGNANT YOU FAG.