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Old Jan 1st, 2011, 09:22 PM        calling upon the power of I-Mockery
my girlfriends niece is trying to decide upon the name of her new baby, due in approximately four months. I'm trying to talk her into naming the child Max Burbank (Max being the first name and Burbank being the middle name). She likes the name Max, but is resistant to naming her child "Burbank". Do any of you good people have any idea how I can convince her to name her child after one of my short duration personal saviors? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.


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Old Jan 1st, 2011, 09:49 PM       
What's the last name going to be? It depends on that as to how I'd sell the middle name.
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Old Jan 1st, 2011, 10:17 PM       
the fathers last name is Morris
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Old Jan 1st, 2011, 10:46 PM       
okay, I think I've sold them on Maximilian....no comes the hard part....Burbank...
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Old Jan 1st, 2011, 10:55 PM       
Max Morris is a pretty badass name, honestly. Burbank wouldn't make the rhythm all screwy, either.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 12:36 AM       
Didnt we go over the fact that i-mockery is not the place to get name suggestions from? btw Anjemima. And when shes born, fill her with maple syrup.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 12:38 AM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 12:39 AM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 12:40 AM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 12:24 PM       
Make several stupid suggestions so that by comparison "Burbank" sounds pretty good.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 12:25 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 12:26 PM       
Excuse me, that should read "Tawano" or "Shaniquo" (for a boy)
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 12:27 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 02:17 PM       
You could try "Burlakoff". That was our moniker in the Old Country.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 02:54 PM       
Burbank is way better to fly out of than LAX, not only that, they have an Ikea and a Fry's electronics. Also Burbabnk Airport is renamed to Bob Hope Airport, so there's that as well.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 06:41 PM       
Tadao hit that one on the head. Burbank is a great city to boot. Even Will Ferrell Goulet loves it.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2011, 08:44 AM       
Is the power of i-mockery one where you mention Max Burbanks and he posts? That's a pretty cool power.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2011, 09:03 AM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2011, 05:43 PM       
Zhukov mentioned my name
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Old Jan 5th, 2011, 07:17 PM       
ITS SHOWTIMEEE
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Old Jan 5th, 2011, 09:24 PM       
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Is the power of i-mockery one where you mention Max Burbanks and he posts? That's a pretty cool power.
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Zhukov mentioned my name
Zhukov has just uncovered what was once a secret we tried to keep from the general public for years.
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Old Jan 6th, 2011, 01:26 AM       
also, bees are going to kill him now
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