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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 02:17 PM        >: @ DRIVER'S TEST
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 02:29 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 05:29 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 05:32 PM       
I totally h8 the drivers test yo
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 05:36 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 05:41 PM       
When did you take it, Schimid?
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 06:08 PM       
Uh, today.

I took it in a huge SUV, 'cause my normal car got rear-ended and the brake lights're out. We didn't have time to practice before the test, so I messed up on the parallel parking. I was up on the curb and didn't even notice it.

The car was a Jeep Grand Cherokee, automatic, and I usually use my mom's old white sedan. Big diff'rence.

I'm not making excuses, though, as I probably would've failed anyway. I'm re-taking on Thursday.
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 06:24 PM       
in arizona, they make you wait 30 days to take the test again if you fail...
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 06:39 PM       
come on driving tests are easy i have my permit rigth now
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 06:41 PM       
Wtf this thread is full of kids
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 06:45 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 07:57 PM       
Why do you have to parallel park, they never tested me on it and I never really use it
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 08:03 PM       
They have cars in India?
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 08:41 PM       
I failed right away because of the parallel parking tthe first time, but the second time i whipped the shit out of that test.
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 11:57 PM       
In Manitoba you're allowed 2 attempts at the parallel parking (no one ever parallel parks, though).

I had a perfect score on my driving test.

I feel old now.
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Old Jan 13th, 2005, 01:16 AM       
In VA you dont take a test at the DMV except for your permit.

You just get your permit then go to "driving school" where a fat drunk dude tells you to copy verbatim from a small book on driving while discretely chewing tabacco. Then you drive aimlessly stopping ocassionally at gas stations for food and shit, make two posters on drunk driving or agressive driving, and take a "comprehensive exam" which he drunkenly gives you a 100 on without checking.

I've been in 3 accidents, one of which costed in excess of $1500 and I passed "driving school" 10 months ago. I don't understand most traffic laws and I'm known to make frequent illegal turns.

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Old Jan 13th, 2005, 01:46 AM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2005, 09:56 AM       
The driving instructor that I had guided me through the parallel parking. That would probably explain why I can't parallel park worth shiite to this day.
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Old Jan 13th, 2005, 10:40 AM       
I had the same experience as Bubba, without the posters

So far I've run off the road in an ice storm

while wearing boots hurriedly to an orchestra concert fumbled for
the brake and hit the gas and also another guy's door (which he wouldn't quit whining about omG)

totaled that car later (nissan altima)

while it was dead got caught on black ice in my dad's truck and hit another lady for $10 bucks of damage (who turned out to be my insurance agent OOPS)

Been hit buy some crazy guy downtown

Had my car die twice, one time yesterday

I got no luck!
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Old Jan 13th, 2005, 02:23 PM       
I don't get my license until March 14th.
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Old Jan 13th, 2005, 04:34 PM       
Chimp, if you think thats slack, did you know you don't even need to graduate high school to get accepted at U of M?
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Old Jan 13th, 2005, 06:14 PM       
I slammed my belt in the car door. Now every once in awhile my car makes the sound like my door is open even though it isn't. And instead of showing my mileage it says "Door"
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