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Old Nov 20th, 2005, 10:02 PM        Favorite HORRIBLE horror flicks!
Have you seen a horror film so bad you'd swear it was made by a pack of coked-up third graders for about $5 and a box of Junior Mints?

Please share!

I propose the 80's schlockfest "Pieces".

Click here to see the IMDB page on it.

The scariest thing about this movie is how torturously awful it is...
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Old Nov 20th, 2005, 10:36 PM       
-manos: the hands the fate (thought i would get that one out of the way), think the minimocks goes into this enough tho

-my mom is a werewolf (or some crap like that), not horror i suppose, but it does feature a terrible puking zombie thing
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Old Nov 20th, 2005, 10:43 PM       
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-my mom is a werewolf (or some crap like that), not horror i suppose, but it does feature a terrible puking zombie thing
Puking zombie thing? Hopefully it isn't "mom". :P

I'll have to look that one up.
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Old Nov 20th, 2005, 11:12 PM       
Undead-Australian Zombie movie full of stupid quirks that are guarenteed to keep your WTF face on the whole time, and the inclusion of a 3 barreled shotgun is just icing on the cake.

Leeches- Watch this and try not to kill yourself

Bigfoot/Bigfoot Hunters

Jeepers Creepers- Am I right guys!
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Old Nov 20th, 2005, 11:19 PM       
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-my mom is a werewolf (or some crap like that), not horror i suppose, but it does feature a terrible puking zombie thing
Puking zombie thing? Hopefully it isn't "mom". :P

I'll have to look that one up.
when 'mom' is becoming a werewolf she has a dream where a zombie starts vomiting at her, but when she awakes from her dream, she goes to wake her husband, it turns ou shes still dreaming, and you get to see the horrible effects of a puking zombie once more
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Old Nov 21st, 2005, 01:51 AM       
Chillers....Hated that piece of shit.
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Old Nov 21st, 2005, 06:52 PM       
oh Night of the creeps. its poorly made but kicks ass on an almost evil dead level.
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Old Nov 21st, 2005, 11:07 PM       
Terror Firmer... one of Troma worst of all time, just terrible
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 02:22 PM       
Slugs!
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 05:45 PM       
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Terror Firmer... one of Troma worst of all time, just terrible
Edit: I just realized it says "favorite" horrible horror flick... this is definetly not a favorite. So I'll have to go with either "Trick or Treat" or "Jack Frost" both horribly good
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 06:22 PM       
redneck zombies, for it features the tabbacy man
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 07:05 PM       
I just saw Hobgoblins on that MST3K DVD set last night.

I wish I hadn't.
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Old Nov 30th, 2005, 10:07 PM       
how about :
blood diner
scarecrow
terror toons
slashers
neon maniacs
demonic toys
bad channels
doll man vs demonic toys
killer klowns from outer space
fright night
976-EVIL
yeah thats all i can think of right now
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Old Nov 30th, 2005, 11:18 PM       
i don't like horror films good or otherwise
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 10:58 AM       
Plan 9 From Outer Space- hubcaps and lighter fuel. It did make me laugh though.
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 12:56 PM       
would love to see plan 9 from outer space, think there is a MST3K version as well
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 02:46 PM       
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would love to see plan 9 from outer space, think there is a MST3K version as well
It's one of those things that are so bad they're funny, which makes them good (erm, I think anyway). When the aliens are being destroyed, they use these hubcaps on string covered in lighter fuel- that made me laugh. I've only seen the one version though...
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 09:21 PM       
-Hide & Creep
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
-Undead
-Cube Zero
-Jack Frost
-Devils Rejects
-Night of the Creeps
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