Originally Posted by Sethomas
I'm sorry I can't compare to the illustrious show of imagination that is Neo.
I think I shall adopt that as my new sig.
Thank you for the offering.
Oh, and I SCARE people for a living. I live in a really bad part of town, and I fear not man, nor beast.
The ground, which is paved, would win for me if we were to find qualms that met.
Lastly, I am small of frame, and thou art much rotund... So have at thee, mine enemy who smoketh like a chimney, and needs a belt or cumberbund, or two, for fun, or even three. Thy gut hangest out like a pig on a spit that is tied quite low to the ground; when I spin my stick, the stick doth spin thy corpse like thine avatar, around.
Words have thee much, but not quite much creativity abound. I spin thee twice and take a bite, but my chewing doth not make a sound; for I don't exist, and can't digest this, as my gut is nonexistant... Much like your words which peck like birds at my eyeglasses, insistent.
...So to speak---and well spake--if I COULD, that is... But alas, I can't, as I don't EXIST!