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AChimp AChimp is offline
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Old Sep 4th, 2007, 10:52 AM       
You should just openly insult her. How is she going to "bust you"? I'd just rub her faggy tomatoes in her face and BCC the entire family.

You should also make sure that she doesn't have full power of attorney, or that at least she and your dad have to agree before any decision can be made.
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Old Sep 4th, 2007, 11:10 AM       
Well, so far she hasn't written back, which no doubt required godlike effort on her part. Though I did visit them the other day and she didn't make eye contact or say word one to me, and declared that they were late to a TOMATO TASTING FESTIVAL to my father when we arrived. Then, after grandad woke up and I started to talk to him, she was all COME ON DAD, WE'RE ALREADY 30 MINUTES LATE AND I SET THIS THING UP, and I'm thinking 'No shit, who else would have organized a TOMATO TASTING FESTIVAL' but yeah anyway!
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Old Sep 4th, 2007, 07:32 PM       
hahahha a tomato tasting festival uh more like fozzie bear stand up comedy routine
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Old Sep 7th, 2007, 11:39 PM       
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I'm sorry, I just... I don't feel sorry for you?
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Old Sep 8th, 2007, 04:08 PM       
Piss in the plants.
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Old Sep 9th, 2007, 02:51 AM       
take a shit in them too i hear that wil lfuck those plants up cuz everyone knows human waste is the ultimate of all PLANT KILLERs!!! good call zelda!!!
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