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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 03:07 PM       
How come the very latest in classy, laboriously intimate studio photography makes every Jessica Alba/Kiera Knightly/{Insert useless hot celebrity here} look like a top dollar whore, and yet every Marylin Monroe/Cyd Charisse photo has them totally slutting over everything and still looking refined?
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 03:10 PM       
Well, maybe Marilyn wasn't all that classy, but Cyd Charisse


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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 03:11 PM       
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 03:14 PM       
How passe'.
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 03:15 PM       
tres' oui
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 03:16 PM       
What is this, moon language


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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 03:22 PM       


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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 03:55 PM       
oh sh*t she has something growing out o fher chest
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 04:06 PM       
Chestburster


Or is that chestbuster? I can never remember. I haven't played AVP in forever
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 04:37 PM       
AVP2 was the shit

Although I never had the balls to play past the few first levels as a Marine
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 04:41 PM       
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Heh, I guess weirdos are always on the defense.
Meh. Could be I just have better things to do with my time.
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 04:46 PM       
Can it, dweeb
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 04:48 PM       
SO why the fuck do they cut out the music videos whenever anyone puts Beavis and Butthead episodes online? even mtv, for chrissakes
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 05:32 PM       
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i could stare at thoseee asses all day
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 06:23 PM        IOWA
I have to go to Iowa on Monday to walk around the Pella windows plant and tell them how to do thier job. My question is, what the fuck is Iowa? One person told me Iowa is a large home depot parking lot, another told me Iowa is intangible, and that I can't actually "go" there.

PS, I am out of weed and smoking resin.
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 06:32 PM       
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That's bullshit and you know it. You're on this forum so much you're bound to have read something dumber. Probably within the last couple of days.

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When I was a little kid and had chicken or beef or whatever on my plate, my dad used to go, "Mooooo! Nooo, don't eat me, mooooo! That hurts! I thought I was your friend! Moooo!" He thought it was funny, but I have a hard time eating meat to this day.

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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 06:34 PM       
It's a shit hole full of corn and lonely highways. Really, that's about it. Ames is an alright city, though.
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 06:41 PM       
A parking lot is an accurate description this time of year.
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 06:43 PM       
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SO why the fuck do they cut out the music videos whenever anyone puts Beavis and Butthead episodes online? even mtv, for chrissakes
It might have to do with some copyright issues. Mabye these TV stations want to avoid having to pay a royalty to some music label, or avoid legal problems.
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 06:48 PM       
jesus I hate that ugly girls picture ;<
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 07:02 PM       
So this "Iowa" could be compared with, say, a 13" TV that only gets two channels?
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 07:27 PM       
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 07:31 PM       
That still gives it credit for being somewhat possibly entertaining.

It's more like a 13" TV with a picture of Iowa taped to the screen.
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 08:44 PM       
It's like someone gave you a Playstation 1 with no games or controllers.
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