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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 12:44 AM        Vitrual Otaku Girl Game
Ok Jake, I have created a world in which you can work up your courage to talk to this girl you like so much. I suggest you give it a try and we can get you on the right path. I will come in and help you when you make a mistake from time to time, other times, I will sit back and let you go up or down on the love meter a few points. The top left will will have the emoticon of how I am feeling at the moment.

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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 12:45 AM       



I just love manga! I think I'll just browse these shelfs for a while.
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 01:27 AM       
Ok Jake! I know you are stuck on this part. So I'll give you a few choices.

1: Peek over her shoulder to see what she is reading.
2: Bump into her and excuse yourself to get the conversation rolling.
3: Browse the manga for hours and hours and then go home.
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 11:07 AM       
The shop door slams shut with a sharp gust. Suddenly you feel uneasy - the walls begin to close in, the stares of onlookers bore straight through your soul. Your heat starts to race. You must flee but winter's coming and you can never go home again.
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 07:59 PM       
I think he chooses option number one
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 08:06 PM       
I would and have done #2.
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 08:35 PM       
3 is the obvious choice, here
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 11:53 PM       
This has all lost its novelty. Let it be, he'll stop posting eventually. Either that or he'll an hero after said otaku girl sprays him with mace, or aerosol wasabi, or whatever the hell they use in Japan.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 03:06 AM       
option 4: wet yourself while weeping openly
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 03:13 AM       
Option 5: Openly grab her breasts and grimace while backing away slowly, refusing to reply to any of her outraged questions. Finally reply with "....." and then bolt from the room.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 06:07 PM       
No matter the option I think you get experience points.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 11:11 PM       
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Option 5: Openly grab her breasts and grimace while backing away slowly, refusing to reply to any of her outraged questions. Finally reply with "....." and then bolt from the room.
Playing with yourself and licking your lips might get a totally hot response from her though.
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Old Oct 4th, 2008, 01:55 AM       
She reacts well to the boner in your pants, blushing furiously and unbuttoning her dress. Do you rape her now or follow her home and do it later?
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Old Oct 4th, 2008, 06:34 PM       
Why not both?
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Old Oct 5th, 2008, 06:14 PM       
because that second nut is harder to achieve than you think
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Old Oct 5th, 2008, 07:30 PM       
If you can't nut, just throw a punch.
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 03:58 PM       
If you cant punch, just throw a nut.
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 04:34 PM       
You know this is from over a year ago right?
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 04:36 PM       
He never cares. I think that's his shtick.
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