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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 10:46 PM       
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part of his punishment is my incessant bon jovi mp3 downloading/playing.
maybe thats why he did it in the first place...
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 11:38 PM       
WHOOAAA OH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
WHOOOAA OH LIVIN ON A PRAYER
TAKE MY HAND AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR
WHOOOAAA OH LIVIN ON A PRAYER

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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 11:48 PM       
Threads like this make me mad now. I invented this stuff, and now everyone is copying me.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 12:08 AM       
What's the name of that song Willie? It's right there,but i can't put my finger on it.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 12:25 AM       
lol

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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 12:25 AM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 07:21 AM       
i like you guys. thank you. even if i didn't follow your truly sage advice, you've at least made me laugh. gimme a hug. and actually it was OOOOOHH SHE'S A LITTLE RUNAWAYYYYYY. even i'm not mean enough to play living on a prayer more than once a day.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 08:38 AM       
did you ever send Chimp the pictures?
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:37 AM       
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i might add that that had happened over a year ago and i just found out about it tonight. and he hasn't cheated on me.
how do you know he hasn't? 'cause he said? don't be so gullible.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:49 AM       
i know he hasn't cheated on me b/c since we moved in together we've been in the same room together for the past year. we talked everything out last night and settled a few things. everything's not "ok" just yet but he feels like a real asshole now and i'm hanging a good guilt trip over him. and no i haven't sent chimp the pictures, we're taking pictures this weekend at a show in richmond. we'll see if i get "intoxicated" enough to do something like that. showing boobies is just not my style. but i promise i'll send chimp some pictures!
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:55 AM       
OH GOD YES.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 04:12 PM       
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TAKE MY HAND AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR


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Well that part is from a Blink 182 song. So i'm not all that dumb.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 04:28 PM       
no it's not, you fucking dumbass...post the lyrics!
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 04:46 PM       
Are you still gonna make him jealous by nailing your ex at the show this weekend?
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 06:47 PM       
lol. rainbowbrite is purt-near dim.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 07:05 PM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 08:32 PM       
i didn't say i was gonna nail my ex. though i will give him a nice bullet belt hug! my ex and i are still friends. you know you guys suck for advice. but i luuuuuv you anyways. i'm going to send chimp pictures of my sister, she's got a body like cher from 1975. pre plastic butt.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:18 PM       
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everything's not "ok" just yet but he feels like a real asshole now and i'm hanging a good guilt trip over him.
Wow. Not sure if that's a good "idear" Carny. Either you bring it all up, out and be done with it with him or refuse to drop it until YOUR satisfied. One way or another if you stow it away and bring it up for a more convenient time or mood swing later, it will never be resolved. This is a train wreck waiting to happen all over again. Deal with it and with him now because bringing it back up or reacting to it via some other situation will eventually erode the relationship away.

Now the only way to truly forgive a man for that is to fuck him in the ass with a strap on and send the monkey naked pictures of your bewbies.

Although not necessarily in that order.
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 12:31 AM       
Preferably the pictures should come first. I don't like waiting.
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 05:18 PM       
Infidelity in any form is unforgivable.
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 05:20 PM       
Don't worry, Carni. I will forgive her for sending pictures to me.
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 01:05 AM       
Ok, I like to consiter myself the king of screwing up Relationships (on this board and outside of this board)... Making your boyfriend Jelous is not the way to go, really bad idea if you two haven't been talking much and stuff. If ya'll have fought about it, stop. If your still fighting about it tell him he's a retard, but you're over it now. Making him Jelous will only make him do something stupid like leave you at the concert, or something equaly stupid. If you make him feel like you could break up w/ him... He'll lose intrest, maybe start looking for a new place to live, maybe ask out co-workers... Who knows...

My Advice, just tell him your over it, and say , "what's done is done, I can't help it if you do stupid things, just don't do ones like that again!"
If making out, having sex, and other things will make you feel good about it all then do it. But if you're freaked out about something that he did a YEAR ago, and you want to get back at him by doing something infront of him this weekend... Maybe you should reavaluate your relationship.
And send nekkid Photos to Achimp... The boy needs nekkid photos, you should be holding a copy of the D&D PHB or something nerdy like that too.
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 11:47 AM       
I'm glad you put that last part in, Danno. I was getting worried while reading the other stuff in your post.
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 12:59 PM       
Why do I feel as though receiving the aforementioned photos will be the defining moment of Chimp's life?
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