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Old May 16th, 2004, 04:19 PM       
You might have scrolled through the Political forum a few times and saw alot of big words from OAO. Easy mistake.
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Old May 16th, 2004, 05:20 PM       
Well, he's said some things over there that are pretty stupid, but nothing that comes close to this.
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Old May 16th, 2004, 06:01 PM       
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Why the fuck are you diverting attention away from your own topic?
Because every thread I post always devolves into an asinine discussion about my being fat and my nerdiness. Both of these adjectives are not applied appropriately; fat is inaccurate, and nerdiness is inadequate.

And why do you say that this thread is retarded, camacazio?
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Old May 16th, 2004, 06:09 PM       
Because it is. Just because you pop a boner every time a girl breathes in your vicinity, it doesn't mean that we want to hear about it.
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Old May 16th, 2004, 06:41 PM       
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Come on, someone make a jest about the man's phallus!
They laughed because you have a penis smaller than the Mongolian army.
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Old May 16th, 2004, 06:56 PM       
You haven't been hear long enough to know the ongoing joke. My penis is a little bigger than 7 & 1/4".

So, in short, thank's for ruining this thread.
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Old May 16th, 2004, 07:59 PM       
Ongoing joke is right.
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Old May 16th, 2004, 08:25 PM       
"My penis is a little bigger than 7 & 1/4"."

Is that even all that big? I don't really think so. I'd say big would have to be at least 9".
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Old May 16th, 2004, 08:28 PM       
It's all the guys got, give him a break.
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Old May 16th, 2004, 08:50 PM       
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Old May 16th, 2004, 09:40 PM       
Its simple, whip out your penis and use it like a fishing rod. Lure them in and once they bite, hit them on the head with a blunt object of sometype and hang them over your fire place.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 11:27 AM       
You have to lift his stomach to see the penis.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 04:31 PM       
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Both of these adjectives are not applied appropriately; fat is inaccurate, and nerdiness is inadequate.
Inadequate? First, you say you're not a nerd at all, and now you claim that "nerd" isn't sufficient to describe what a gigantic nerdwad you are.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 04:47 PM       
Ah, Dr. Boogie, you don't say much, but when you do say something, it is priceless.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 05:25 PM       
You misunderstood my comment. It is inadequate because I am comprised of many different stereotypes - nerd is only one component.

And if my penis weren't big, people would have made so many jokes about my gargantuan penis and Jeanette wouldn't it.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 05:30 PM       
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You misunderstood my comment. It is inadequate because I am comprised of many different stereotypes - nerd is only one component.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 07:44 PM       
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Old May 17th, 2004, 07:52 PM       
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And if my penis weren't big, people would have made so many jokes about my gargantuan penis and Jeanette wouldn't it.
This is the "one and only" (LOL :WHATAFAG) time that I ask this of anyone, but post a picture of your penis already. I'm so tired of this bullshit, that I need proof. Make sure you place a quater next to it in the pic so we can ascertain it's actual size.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 07:57 PM       
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Old May 17th, 2004, 08:29 PM       
The funny thing is that one of my eyes is somewhat like Col. Sanders, in that it is slightly lower and therefore makes me look contemplative.


And Ror... no.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 08:40 PM       
Actually, I was refering to the way my eyelid hangs on my eye...
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Old May 17th, 2004, 08:43 PM       
HEY OAO DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE WHAT PJALNE POSTED?
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