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Old May 27th, 2004, 08:17 PM        Would you do this?
I was watching some sex show and they said that they can cut the skin under your penis and it will lengthen it :/ kinda like a tongue if you wanted it longer... I was thinking that it would be kinda funny if when you get old and you had this done and your balls hung really low as a side affect
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Old May 27th, 2004, 09:36 PM       
I tried it and it didn't work.
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Old May 28th, 2004, 04:30 PM       
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Old May 28th, 2004, 08:15 PM       
I suppose if somebody's dick was that useless and that was the only other option, a pair of low slung nutsacks might actually look attractive.
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Old May 28th, 2004, 09:03 PM       
what kind of freak has a pair of nutsacks?
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Old May 28th, 2004, 10:05 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2004, 01:07 AM       
are you unsatisfied with your dick?... seriously i dont think length matters
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Old May 29th, 2004, 09:29 AM       
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what kind of freak has a pair of nutsacks?
Obviously one that feels the need to carve his dick up in order to make it longer.
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Old May 29th, 2004, 11:55 AM       
One of these days, I want to have an operation to surgically implant a hyper death ray in my penis.

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Old May 29th, 2004, 12:01 PM       
My mom said that that surgery makes the penis longer, but it won't stand up anymore after that :/
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Old May 29th, 2004, 12:31 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2004, 12:54 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2004, 12:58 PM       
I guess your mom tried it, huh?
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Old May 29th, 2004, 01:28 PM       
Men get erectile disfuntion easily enough without carving up their johnsons. I think I've heard of penis lengthening techniques generally having a negative effect on the quality of erections. From a fluid dynamics standpoint, it makes sense (wow, 1.5 semesters of chemical engineering just paid off ).
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Old May 29th, 2004, 01:58 PM       
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Old May 30th, 2004, 10:17 PM       
Where would you cut I dont understand...
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Old May 31st, 2004, 04:09 AM       
TONBERRY KNOWS HOW IT WORKS.

YOU SEE THE PENIS THAT IS VISIBLE IS ACTUALLY ONLY HALF OF YOUR PENIS. YOUR PENIS ACTUALLY CONTINUES INSIDE OF YOU. WHAT THEY DO IS THEY SEVER A TENDON AT THE BASE OF YOUR PENIS THEN PULL IT OUT. THEN THEY GRAFT SKIN ONTO IT. ITS EXTREAMLY RISKY AND EXTREAMLY EXPENSIVE. YOUR BEST BET WOULD BE PILLS.

TONBERRY KNOWS A LOT OF USELESS STUFF
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Old May 31st, 2004, 05:51 AM       
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Old May 31st, 2004, 12:41 PM       
tonberry reminds me of a noob character
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Old May 31st, 2004, 12:44 PM       
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Old May 31st, 2004, 12:56 PM       
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Old May 31st, 2004, 05:46 PM       
TONBERRY IS TELLING THE TRUTH. TONBERRY SAW IT ON TV, TV WOULD NEVER LIE TO TONBERRY.
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Old Jun 1st, 2004, 05:13 PM       
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My mom said that that surgery makes the penis longer, but it won't stand up anymore after that :/
why the hell are you talking to your mom about penis' in the first place?



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TONBERRY KNOWS HOW IT WORKS.

YOU SEE THE PENIS THAT IS VISIBLE IS ACTUALLY ONLY HALF OF YOUR PENIS. YOUR PENIS ACTUALLY CONTINUES INSIDE OF YOU. WHAT THEY DO IS THEY SEVER A TENDON AT THE BASE OF YOUR PENIS THEN PULL IT OUT. THEN THEY GRAFT SKIN ONTO IT. ITS EXTREAMLY RISKY AND EXTREAMLY EXPENSIVE. YOUR BEST BET WOULD BE PILLS.

TONBERRY KNOWS A LOT OF USELESS STUFF
does tonberry know how to fuck off and die?
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Old Jun 1st, 2004, 05:33 PM       
Maybe you should hunt him down, hitman.
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