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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 07:45 PM        Would you sell your soul?
For a very well paying job?
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 07:53 PM       
For a well paying job? Jesus christ no. I'd do a lot of terrible and even sick things for money if given the opportunity, but to still have to ride in a metal coffin to a place I dread wearing a uniform fake I despise with hateful people wearing pretty masks inside otu desperately climbing scratching all over eatch other just to get a little leverage and do disgusting immoral backstabbing forming alliances sinister glances and and spend more than half of my waking life there surrounded by them???? Absolutely not. I'd have to be pretty desperate.

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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 07:54 PM       
but what if it paid REALLY well.
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 08:19 PM       
what's REALLY well
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 08:20 PM       
it would be have to be a really really really well paid job, a job that involved being tested in the funmachine which made every second of the job unreasonably fun and amazing
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 08:38 PM       
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AHA!!! YOU QUESTION IT NOW DON'T YOU?!!!
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 08:58 PM       
are you going to prostitute yourself
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 08:58 PM       
if a job pays well, it's good-paying. . .but didn't they cover the whole "selling your soul" thing in law school? :P
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 09:53 PM       


Yes, they said define sell.
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 09:54 PM       
umm I already sold my soul for a tootsie pop when i was 9
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 10:05 PM       
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AHA!!! YOU QUESTION IT NOW DON'T YOU?!!!
actually i was being a little sarcastic with my initial post... i already sell it bit by bit
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 10:14 PM       
No. Because well payed jobs usually require actual work :shudder
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 11:20 PM       
My friends and I had a similar discussion.

Given your faith in the afterlife, would you revoke your chance to live on (heaven or hell) in exchange for the skill to play the guitar better than any human being alive? This ability surely will bring you money, the opposite sex, and a rock n roll lifestyle.


So, if there isn't a heaven or hell, you just die, as you would have. If there is one, you cease to exist.

This probably belongs in philosophy. :/
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 11:21 PM       
I'm gonna eat your soul.
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 11:38 PM       
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umm I already sold my soul for a tootsie pop when i was 9
HAY TRIPPY, HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF MY AWARD WINNING COCK?
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 11:38 PM       
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I'm gonna eat your soul.
Mine is low Carb!
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 12:26 AM       
Why would you sell your soul for a job? Just sell it for 10 billion dollars.
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 01:11 AM       
b/c you do the job THEN get the money.
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 01:24 AM       
but you'd still loose your soul. So why not just get the money and screw working.
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 01:32 AM       
I'd do it. But only if the job involved the taking of other people's souls and I got a 25% soul commision for each one. That way I could construct a giant ladder out of quarter-souls to climb my wealthy ass to purgatory.

I would make one to Heaven, but I'm sure I wouldn't work that hard.
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 04:51 AM       
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My friends and I had a similar discussion.

Given your faith in the afterlife, would you revoke your chance to live on (heaven or hell) in exchange for the skill to play the guitar better than any human being alive? This ability surely will bring you money, the opposite sex, and a rock n roll lifestyle.

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If selling your soul actually does something more than having your friends laugh at you while you're pronouncing magic words in your backyard with your stylish tinfoil hat, then doesn't it imply that heaven and hell exists?
So, if selling your soul actually works, then it means you just passed on heaven. Or however that works anyways :/

so no way. Not even if I get to host Conan O'Brien
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 04:58 AM       
Well, if I were offered the chance to sell my soul, it would pretty much clear up any confusion as to whether or not an afterlife exists.

So absolutely not.
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 09:56 AM       
I would sell my soul only for complete immortality. Lost limbs would also have to grow back and I couldn't get imprisoned in steel or somesuch stuff that I can't escape from.

Well, that or the guitar thing Drew mentioned.
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 10:08 AM       
no.

take a job that means something to you and that you enjoy. it's what you are going to do for pretty much the rest of your life. you don't want to be miserable at something you do for a living.

the money will come when you are satisfied with your work.

plus, money is EVIL.
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Correction: it is the root of all evil.
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