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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 06:46 PM        I-Mockery's New Fall Line Up!
Hi! Are you suffering from “Real Politicks with burbank & Vinth” withdrawls?

Are you fuming like a bitch over the recent ban…er cancellation of some of your favorite shows?

You are? Well too fucking bad, because they ain’t coming back! But instead here at I-Mockery we have a whole new host of other shit to bring you!

It’s our new fall line up!

First up is a Nutty sitcom!

He’s an illiterate grass cutter with a family, and he’s a zany servant of darkness. Its Fartinmowler and Perndog in “Get Behind Me Satan!”

See what happens when a Satanist down on his luck has to move in with trailer park trash!

Check out a Nutty preview!

Fartinmowler: Hi, I’m home! Where are my daughters? I want to give them their “baths.” What the fuck is this blood on the floor?
Perndog: I sacrificed their young virgin blood to the Dark Lord.
Fartinmowler: PERNDOOOOOOOG!


If you think that’s funny then you’ll love this next bit of fuckardery! Literally!

It’s the new reality show called “I, Fucktard” starring ArrowX! See how one fucktard struggles with simple everyday life!

ArrowX: Ohhh, you lift the toilet sit up BEFORE taking a shit.

You can’t make this shit up! And they’ll be plenty of special appearances by sports, Jim Duncan, Pancakes and Dynamic Dustin!

Next up is an drama, yeah we know, but it’s cooler than you’d think! It’s “Suicide Diaries”
Starring Sethomas!

Watch how one misguided “intellectual” whines about life and the futility of it all.

Sethomas: Dear diary, I met a boy today, but he didn’t like me. WHY? WHY? I’m good enough for him! The moron would rather be with the rest of those idiots! Oh why was I cursed to be this way? That’s it, I’m better than the world. I don’t need this EArthLY form! All I HaVe tO do IS snuff it. Yes! TOnighT DiarY I WILL DO IT!

We know it sounds depressing, but every week you get to see a new madcap way he tries to off himself and fail miserably, much like he has in life! Supporting cast includes Kaljhorn and Cosmo.

Turning back to the funny we bring out the big guns! Yes we finally managed to get them back together after a 20 year long feud. It the Mad Max and Esuohlim Comedy Hour!

Watch how tourette’s syndrome and multiple personalities can equal COMEDIC GOLD!

Esuohlim: So Mad Max what did you do today?
Mad Max: What the fuck do you think fucktard?
GADZOOKS: Let me guess, said “fucktard?”
Mad Max: No I fucking fucked your goddamn Momma in the ass!
Mr. Sarcastic: Oh that’s original.
Mad Max: Yeah about as original as your fucking jokes, fuck off fucktard!


Oh the Wackiness!

Also includes bit players like Matt Hardy, Pub Lover and a host of others! Also once a week they bring out the Fucktard Savant Retro Kat and where upon he and Mad Max play dueling stories!

Oh the Zaniness!

Well that’s it for the fall line up, we’ll be hoping you’ll be watching I-Mockery this fall, because we have other shows coming, stay tuned!

I-Mockery and all characters, shows, rights and everything else are an appendage of Evil Empire Enterprises and are owned by them, so don’t even think about stealing shit.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 06:49 PM       
I love how you talk like you know everything that goes on in I-mock, but in reality you sound like the fat schoolgirl who listens in to the popular gossip and thinks she's special.

Go fist yourself fagbag.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 06:50 PM       
Hey i am bored, i think i might get a sammich
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 06:54 PM       
Matt Hardy: you used that insult on someone else fucktard. Come on I'M the one who's suppose to say the same shit over and over!

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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 06:54 PM       
That was the largest, spontaneous burst of originality that I've ever seen from Max. That must have been painful ... inside.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 06:56 PM       
Kellychaos: No, fucktard.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
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Matt Hardy: you used that insult on someone else fucktard. Come on I'M the one who's suppose to say the same shit over and over!

I USED IT ON YOU BUT I WONDER WHY


UGGGH IT HURTS MY BRAIN >_< >_< >_<
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
Denial.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLE SAID THIS SAME EXACT THING MAD MAX????

COULD IT BE??!?!?!?
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:00 PM       
Matt: No you didn't fucktard, you used it on some other fucktard. I'd still like to know what "gossip" I'm suppose to be divulging, considering I pretty much just posted what's common knowledge anyway.

kellychaos: No, fucktard.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:00 PM       
SAMMICH TIME :0
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:02 PM       
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I pretty much just posted what's common knowledge anyway.
Then you'd be implying that you can actually absorb information, which is impossible for a piece of shit to do.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:04 PM       
Matt: Why? You do it all the time, fucktard.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:05 PM       
REPEATING THINGS NOW ARE WE
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:06 PM       
Matt: REPEATING THINGS NOW ARE WE FUCKTARD
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:06 PM       
Mad Max you should make a topic that says "Sign here if you read all the shit I wrote in the 'New Fall Line-up' thread" and see how many replies you get there.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:07 PM       
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Matt: REPEATING THINGS NOW ARE WE FUCKTARD
REPEATING THINGS NOW ARE WE?
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:07 PM       
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Mad Max you should make a topic that says "Sign here if you read all the shit I wrote in the 'New Fall Line-up' thread" and see how many replies you get there.
haha i didnt read fuc**n shit
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:07 PM       
Cool! I got a spin off!

The poster is completely wrong though
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:08 PM       
If it makes you look like a fag, how could it be wrong?
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:09 PM       
Sh*t we found Mad Max's weekness and that is making posters that are completely wrong I think we got him now guys let's go.
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:10 PM       
Esuohlim: Really doesn't matter who read what, I got the response, fucktard.

Matt: REPEATING THINGS NOW ARE WE FUCKTARD?
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:13 PM       
REPEATING THINGS NOW ARE WE
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Old Jul 8th, 2004, 07:14 PM       
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