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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 10:34 PM        SOMEONE MAKE MY CAT STOP THROWING UP >:(
Every fucking day, the little bitch upchucks all over the place. I can't deal with vomit. Someone make her stop right now.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 10:35 PM       
VOMIT

Whatever happened to him ?

My dog eats his own vomit
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 11:02 PM        sick cat
Take the poor animal to the vet then!
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 11:06 PM       
Is that a samurai lady in your avatar ?

Is it xena ?

Do you like cats ?
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 11:09 PM       
She's a medium-hair cat, so her fur gets stuck in her throat, and she hwarfs up hairballs and vomit all the time.

But for Christ's sake, I can't handle walking down the hall and stepping in something cold and wet every day. This is why I'll never have kids.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 11:23 PM       
Shave her.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 11:28 PM       
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Is that a samurai lady in your avatar ?

Is it xena ?

Do you like cats ?
It is from the final episode of Xena, which takes place in Asia. And yes, I do like cats.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 11:30 PM       
RIP Kevin Smith.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 11:33 PM        Hairballs
Go to these links for hairball advice:

http://petcareadvice.com/cat/ILLNESSES/hairballs.htm

http://www.thepetprofessor.com/cat-i...hairballs.html

Also, if you just brush the cat more, there will be less loose hair, and thus, fewer hairballs.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 11:40 PM       
Sorry if I come off as annoying, Jeanette X, I just took three hits of exctacy :D
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 11:42 PM        S'okay.
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Sorry if I come off as annoying, Jeanette X, I just took three hits of exctacy :D
S'okay.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 11:51 PM       
Actually I didn't

I'm lying

I like to pretend I take drugs
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 02:09 AM       
But doesnt every pathetic loser???

ZoD will soon kill RoG for trying to impersonate him......MUAHAHAHA
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 03:54 AM       
Well, as a veterinarian I can tell you that your cat suffers from
some sort of disease.

Send the cat to me and I will examine it, I donĀ“t promise to send it back though.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 03:59 AM       
Maybe you should stop showing the cat your face.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 05:39 PM       
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But doesnt every pathetic loser???

ZoD will soon kill RoG for trying to impersonate him......MUAHAHAHA
You are the worst newbie, ever
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 06:18 PM       
SOLUTION?!!

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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 06:34 PM       
maybe you should accidently put it in the dryer and then accidently turn it on and then accidently bury your cat in the backyard :mad
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 06:37 PM       
well another solution to helping your cat's problem is to buy it some speciallity cat food with stuff that breaks down furballs....I bought it for my cat when he was a wee kitten, and it worked pretty damn well!
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 06:42 PM       
speciallity cat food = Drano
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 06:45 PM       
That's ridiculous! How do you get a cat to fit into a drain?!
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 06:46 PM       
gee and i though i was dumb...


no jk dont go postal on me
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 07:24 PM       
my cat is morbidlly obese and falls over 3 times per cubic foot, youre better off than i am
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 07:38 PM       
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Old Mar 13th, 2003, 06:17 PM       
OK so your cat won't stop puking, but try this: My dog has nightmares and he keeps whining when he sleeps.
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