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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 07:59 PM        worst fortune cookie ever
"Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you."

what the fuck is that supposed to mean
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 08:01 PM       
My sister once got one that said something like "Money makes you happy". So much for Eastern Philosophy.
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 08:03 PM       
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 08:09 PM       
I got ones that said "Factual: Today opportunity not finds you and opportunity you find!" and "You love Chinese food".
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 08:12 PM       
"You will come upon a choice, to choose financial wealth or friends."
Pah...
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 08:37 PM       
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 10:57 PM       
I got a fortune when I was a kid once that was obviously something adult (in hindsight), and I asked my dad what it meant and he said "it means you'll learn new tricks on your swingset"
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 11:04 PM       
i think it means we should be pals again
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 11:06 PM       
I agree. Sorry buddy!
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 12:50 AM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 01:01 AM       
what the fuck does that mean
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 03:31 AM       
i got one who said: your will shrink to the size of a pea. it was wrong.
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 08:29 AM       
I would imagine that the worst fortune cookie would tell you the past, AND be stupid, like "you read already."
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 03:06 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 07:09 PM       
my friend insists that his brother got

"help! i'm trapped in a chinese cookie factory!"
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 11:35 PM       
I got one that said, "you will get a free fortune cookie" and I got another one.....
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Old Feb 1st, 2005, 01:51 PM        Re: worst fortune cookie ever
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"Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you."
Replace "he" with "she". Now does that explain it better?
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Old Feb 1st, 2005, 09:26 PM       
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Old Feb 1st, 2005, 09:32 PM        Re: worst fortune cookie ever
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"Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you."
Replace "he" with "she". Now does that explain it better?
yeah that clears the whole thing up thanks
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Old Feb 1st, 2005, 11:48 PM       
I got an empty cookie last night at this place called Seven Seas. :/
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Old Feb 2nd, 2005, 12:01 AM       
an empty cookie for an ampty head
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Old Feb 2nd, 2005, 01:36 AM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2005, 04:46 AM       
I got one that said

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Old Feb 3rd, 2005, 06:27 PM       
Fortune cookies don't say anything.
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