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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:41 AM       
everyone says that, man. i dont know. i dont have a problem with her buying weed but when i can't even smoke and she knows i really want to, and then she just fucking spends all of her money (money is scarce when your getting it from your parents) on weed and leaves me to feed us on like $10 to eat on after all the gas getting back and fourth from her house and cigarettes. i cant even mention money to her because she throws a fit and makes me feel like the bad guy
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:42 AM       
ive never seen the incredibles she said it looked gay
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:42 AM       
she throws a fit so that you won't ask her again so she can get away with it.

women are a lot more conniving than you give them credit for
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:43 AM       
and dude that is it I'll kill her for you the Incredibles is the best movie ever
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:45 AM       
i never thought of it that way. the conniving. and her telling me that so i wouldnt ask about it anymore. fuck. man

was it really that great? we see alot of movies in the theatre but never the incredibles. i think we saw white noise instead. boy, that one sucked. we thought it would be good, too
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:46 AM       
the incredibles was fucking amazing, dude
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:47 AM       
im so hungry man we dont even have bread at my house

there's a commercial for the dvd. the jack jack attack thing looks really gay
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:48 AM       
can that be my title?

"I'm so hungry, man. There's not even bread at my house."

or is that too long. itd be awsome!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:49 AM       
yeah jak jak attack isn't too hot but it's an extra. it's kinda funny I guess but nothing spectacular ;<

we ahve tons of cans of pasta here and noodles and pasta sauce

and i'm not even like a millionth italian

* i can make the first part your title.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:51 AM       
oh dude fazoli's sounds so bomb. spaghetti and meatballs, mr pibb and free breasticks omg omg omg

id settle for the canned stuff though. or just the noodles

i looove italian. im french/scottish/irish. no italian in me either
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:52 AM       
wait is FRANCE FROM ITALY?
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:53 AM       
i'm welsh/german/other crap

and no

and i could kinda go for some angel hair pasta but i only woke up a few hours ago and don't wnat to cook in our horribly unclean kitchen

plus you're here

was that your real address you posted in that other thread
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:54 AM       
yay i have a title. the full version was better because im like, starving. literally. so hungry the one line just sounds like i have the munchies
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:55 AM       
yes, its my real adress. ive been up since yesterday. we have eggs, but i dont want to eat eggs by themselves. id make a fried egg sandwitch or somthing but thats out of question due to the lack of bread
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:55 AM       
i could paypal you like 5 bucks if you need it
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:56 AM       
man i hate eggs in general unless they're part of eggs benedict or sunny-side up

cooking sunny-side-up eggs to perfection is my mutant power, by the way
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:57 AM       
haha no my parents give me money when they feel like it. im not a panhandler ;p ill eat somthing good tommorow hopefully. tommorow is today. ive been up since 1pm yesterday. i have shitty sleep hours, i should be asleep. my girlfriend thinks i am. i came home at about 3 am, she thinks im asleep. its like 7. damn. im enjoying my time alone, i guess
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:58 AM       
woah i have 34 dollars in my paypal account for some reason
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:59 AM       
sunny side up sucks. i have to destroy the yolk. so the egg is whole in texture, and not all gooey in places.

money would be easier to come by exept my mom moved out early fall. so she bitches about bills and dosnt hand out as much as she use to. she only took my sister with her, though. i dont know why im complaining about being hungry and making my self sound to be in such dire straits. she fed me an $18 rib meal on monday. it was bomb.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:00 AM       
bomb DOT COM

woah 34 dollars. damn you could eat so much fazolis with that.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:01 AM       
i'm tempted to call you but i'm just tired enough that I can't be assertive in a phone conversation so i'd just be like 'uh...yeah...hi...it's.. CHOJIN.. from, you know, the boards. yeah. what's up. that's cool. what you up to. oh, right. i have food. yeah. it's kinda gay i have a weakness for eating out so even though I have all this food I still want to pick up a sub frmo royal farms. yeah, their subs atually are kinda awesome as long as you don't get lunchmeat on them. they're like $5 with fries and a drink too. damn. now I want to go do that. uhhh....'

actually that was a pretty good conversation so far

i think i should have called.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:03 AM       
that was a bomb ass conversation. i could go on about subs and shit. but im hella tired, too. i shouldnt even be up. im only awake on pure will power to do what i want for a few hours

oh, and the hungering
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:04 AM       
that number i have of yours is that a cell
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:05 AM       
Yes, actually this is very nice thread.

Noob, dude, get out of that relationship. Fast. Go back in time and get out of this relationship two years ago. Go back in time and kill her when she is a baby. Even jesus would kill her. Seriously, if you were my friend (oh oh I mean if you were my real life friend, not internet cause you're alredy my internet friend i mean you know right ok sorry ) and she cut you off of me because of reason x, I'd go to her house and set her room on fire, after I locked her in. Don't ask me how I'd set her room on fire and then get out after having locked the door, it's magic. the magic of anger and decided hatred. Although I'd kick you in the groin to for going with it, too. Stick up for yourself.

Ok, that's it. Put her on. Tell her I want to talk to her right now. Get her on this thread. Make her post. I am going to have words with her right now
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:08 AM       
that was a very violent way to break up with a girl do you think jesus would really kill her? thatd be wierd. i dont want her to die, and i DEFINATLEY do not want her in this thread. that'd be fucked up. im just going to delete my internet history and temp files tommorow and act like i never even was here. because that is how it must be done. im sad, yes. but i dont want her looking at this shed kamakazie my whitey ass man it would suck
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