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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 04:25 PM        THIS IS WHAT LOVE IS.....
forgive my shitty spelling...

so this chick i work with and the dude she gonna mary are real big drinkers. like if drinking was a sport, they would be a die-na-sty. but last night she got so drunk at the bar her dude had to take her home, and my girlfriend gave him a ride back to his motorcycle because he didnt want to leave it at the bar.

anyway, in the car ride he was asking about tam-ponds, and finaly fesed up to why he was asking about them. i guess this girl was on the rag and he didnt want her to get the toxic schok deal, and well this is what love is...

LOVE IS PULLING OUT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TAMPON BECASUE SHE IS TOO DRUNK TO DO IT HERSELF.....
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:50 PM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:35 PM       
So? It's not that gross...
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:37 PM       
Ewwww a guy looked at a girl's vagina.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:26 PM       
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 03:05 PM       
Girls are icky.
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Old Sep 25th, 2005, 01:54 PM       
That's nothing.

Once I had my girlfriend over and she had to change her tampon, so she tried to flush it down the toilet. Only, that was the week our toilet didn't work.

I actually reached into it, grabbed it and threw it in the trash. She was pissed off at me.

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Old Sep 25th, 2005, 02:16 PM       
Winner.

Extra points if the toilet had pee in it.
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Old Sep 25th, 2005, 10:54 PM       
thats sick you sick
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 05:54 PM       
I'm not saying I'd do it.
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Old Oct 1st, 2005, 04:26 AM       
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Old Oct 5th, 2005, 06:17 PM       
You know it isn't actually blood, right?

It's recycled cells
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Old Oct 5th, 2005, 09:23 PM       
Yeah, blood cells, mostly.
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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 06:09 PM       
8th grade health class, neo.
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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 07:58 PM       
isn't it mostly uteran wall lining? (so, yes, blood)
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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 09:37 PM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 11:04 PM       
and plant food, i hear.
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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 11:58 PM       
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Old Oct 7th, 2005, 12:51 PM       
The lubrication that women experience during sex is actually made of the clear part of blood (plasma.)
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Old Oct 7th, 2005, 10:57 PM       
i once spilled transmission fluid on my hands and i ran around pretending i killed someone.
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Old Oct 8th, 2005, 12:34 AM       
gross-out forum.
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Old Oct 8th, 2005, 12:46 AM       
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The lubrication that women experience during sex is actually made of the clear part of blood (plasma.)
lol.

i should put that shit in a gun.
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Old Oct 8th, 2005, 01:12 AM       
So lesbians are psuedo-vampires :o
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Old Oct 8th, 2005, 11:41 AM       
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Old Oct 11th, 2005, 08:29 PM       
i've always wondered what the for real kind of love is
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