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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 08:09 PM       
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so i was in england visiting dole and we went to go see my crazy girlfriend, laura, and her boyfriend steve. we ended up at this horrifically american nightclub and guess what? got drunk.

yeah so much fun ensued. we got back to laura's place and after staying up for a bit and drinking more we finally went to bed.

this is where it gets fuzzy, so dole is going to have to take over for me from here.
I was drunk then, and I'm drunk now, so my memory is hazy at best...I remember us embarassing ourselves somehow, and us both being VERY drunk...that nightclub represented all the worst aspects of british life concentrated in one room. And I remember your friend laura wearing the most impractical outift I have ever seen a human wear!
Fun times though
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Old Oct 15th, 2005, 04:32 AM       
This one time I was doing my chemistry homework for an upcoming project that had been assigned about 3 weeks prior and I was up at about 2am doing it. I thought it would be a good idea to take some coaffiene pills to wake myself up and continue working. I stayed up all night and finished my chemistry project! I guess you just had to be there.

This is a great thread btw!
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Old Oct 15th, 2005, 10:36 AM       
I'm riding home from school on the bus, I was comparing God to Hitler to annoy the Pentecostal bus aide, and out of nowhere my friend Jamal interrupts the conversation with "Is there such thing as a movie called 'Tittyboy'?"

The look of sheer disgust smacked the old woman across the face like a Greyhound bus colliding with a small mammal.

You had to have been there. Or not. Shut up.
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Old Oct 15th, 2005, 11:19 AM       
I had an idea for a new reality show and I was telling it to my brother-in-law. It starred a bunch of Sheriff's and when they weren't cracking down on crime they were dancing. You know, like the robot and break dancing and shit. Anyway.
They would serve people warrants and then bust out in a dance. If the person that got served could dance better than the cops, the warrant would get reversed. It would be called You Got Served.
But I suppose you could include waiters, tennis players and butlers, too.
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Old Oct 15th, 2005, 11:43 AM       
well .. that started off with the funny
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Old Oct 15th, 2005, 05:58 PM       
One time I said to one of my coworkers, "I'm sorry... I wasn't paying attention, I was playing this game where I stab sharp things into my leg."
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Old Oct 16th, 2005, 09:39 AM       
The "LOOK AT ME! I'M HILARIOUS!" thread. ;0
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Old Oct 16th, 2005, 01:44 PM       
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Old Oct 16th, 2005, 11:36 PM       
I don't have any jokes yet, but I loved reading all of your joke posts. What a way to start the day... hehe
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