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Old Nov 7th, 2005, 06:18 PM        MY FIRST CAR


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That's not my car. But I have the same kind. Only nasty primer grey . I'm thinking of getting it painted like the family truckster or the Starskey and Hutch car. Not sure yet, but surprisingly, it's really nice :o

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Old Nov 7th, 2005, 06:31 PM       
Does she run well? :O

I blew up my last car. Now we're trying to fix up my mom's old Mercury Capri so I can use it, but it's truthfully kinda gay.



Really gay.
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Old Nov 7th, 2005, 07:05 PM       
my first car had the imprint of a horse bite in the front hood. i was so embarrassed because it had four doors: OMG! IT'S A FAMILY CAR! my parents were like, you don't like it? fine. you won't have a car. i was going to have to pay them back anyway.

i got a car this year that is the newest i've ever had. it's a 2004 hyundai. it's not fancy, but i don't ever have to worry about whether it'll start or go into gear when necessary. it doesn't leak--even in the trunk. i'm like, wow.

i have a lot of students whose parents are pretty wealthy. they pass me in their new sleek lexuses and volvo suv's and bright silver saabs. and most of them, of course, don't even appreciate what they've got.
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Old Nov 7th, 2005, 07:20 PM       
I work in the automotive industry in America.

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Old Nov 7th, 2005, 10:39 PM       
Schimid, that really is a gay looking car. People will think I'm an old guy. A lot better then a fudge-packer
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Old Nov 7th, 2005, 10:40 PM       
i want schimid's car
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Old Nov 7th, 2005, 10:47 PM       
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Old Nov 7th, 2005, 10:52 PM       
i dunno, it's not THAT gay, unless it's got a fresh new purple/pink Barbi paint job like the one in that pic.
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Old Nov 7th, 2005, 11:21 PM       
Yeah, its top got ripped to shit though. It's a soft-top and it's been torn for upwards of four years. We need to get it a new top, a new muffler, emissions and some other crap.

I'm demanding a new paintjob. It'd look at least sorta better with a black or silver job.
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Old Nov 7th, 2005, 11:57 PM       
I help in testing the clusters (aka "instrument panels") for some mercury vehicles.

How does that make you feel?
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Old Nov 8th, 2005, 12:08 AM       
I have a 91 Doge Ram 50, moreso thats the majority of the truck....its more a kind of frankensteins monster in truck form.
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Old Nov 8th, 2005, 10:47 AM       
Everything in my car, engine and whatnot is no older then three years. EVERYTHING. The owner was like a 65 year old retired mechanic with an obsession for his work. I'm a lucky mofo. It runs so nicely :o

The worst part is the paint. That's it...and, of course..It IS a station wagon.
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Old Nov 8th, 2005, 11:41 AM       
My first car was a fucking gold minivan.

but now i drive this

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Old Nov 8th, 2005, 02:08 PM       
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it's a 2004 hyundai.
Hyundai's start falling apart 5 minutes after you drive them. It is why the resell value is null.

But then again... My car is a Sunfire GT, which is a girls car (was my sisters before she moved). It looks like the car in the picture, same rims and everything, but, I don't have a GTX painted on the side, and mine is turquoise.



I crashed my truck, which was a 92 Isuzu P'up. To fix the car, it would of cost 2000 bucks, my car was only bluebooked at 1000 so we donated it to the government.

Edit: I want this to be my first bike. Kawasaki ZRX1200, customised in streetfighter style. 4,200 bucks.
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Old Nov 8th, 2005, 02:53 PM       
riiiiiiiiiight. thats why Hyundai has a 10 year/100,000 miles war-n-t. i have a 2000 hyundai and i love it. i just wish i wasnt getting raped on the intrest....
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Old Nov 8th, 2005, 04:48 PM       
i like my hyundai fine. notice i didn't say it was the best car i've ever owned, just the newest. i don't love it like i loved my hondas. but it gets good gas mileage and it's a pretty sage-like color.
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Old Nov 9th, 2005, 08:54 AM       


my first car....except mine was red



my second car......
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Old Nov 9th, 2005, 09:47 AM       
I worked for a Chrysler dealer and a used Corrola came in as a trade in. I kept asking where did the trade in go? and I had to drive all the way out of the city to get my first car that was an absolutely mint condition Corrolla for $500. It was really owned by an old lady from Vancouver Island that only drove it on weekends. This car was very cool with the original tool kit from Japan and a pushrod engine (no cam chain). I got drunk one night and smashed it up dummest thing I ever did

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Old Nov 9th, 2005, 10:46 AM       
I don't like Cosmo Electrolux
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Old Nov 9th, 2005, 05:32 PM       
Spoiled he is.

Yet, I laugh at his attempts to afford gas now.
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Old Nov 10th, 2005, 04:14 AM       
Are you married Cosmo? Because I could understand not needing a woman with a car like that.
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Old Nov 10th, 2005, 11:53 AM       
I'm in the process of being unmarried.....

My dad bought me the Camaro when I turned 16, and it was destroyed by fire in the Bodyshop that was painting it. I got the Mustang about 6 months later, and it needed a lot of work. After rebuilding the engine, among other things, I sold it to a friend, who sold it to a friend, and so on.....

I doubt my Dad had more that $2000 in both cars....now I drive a Jeep, which I will be trading in this weekend.....
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Old Nov 10th, 2005, 12:03 PM       
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Old Nov 11th, 2005, 10:38 PM       
Your going to die in that car.
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Old Nov 13th, 2005, 03:13 PM       
My first car was an 8 year old BMW 735 (not the newer body, the one with 4 round headlights) The first day the door sensor been busted and everytime you rev. over 6Mph you har an annoying bell and "Turoffen" lights in the boardcomputer screen (Turoffen means "door open" in german) The car got standard steel rims, but i got a nice deal with a 635 owner and changed those steels for 4 nice 16" BBS's

Actually i got a Mercedes S 560 and a 350SL for the sunny days...

My only U.S.A. car is a '94 Ford Crown Victoria with i love to cruise because is a very exotic ride in Europe. Here BMW and Mercedes are very common.
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