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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 05:53 PM       
I swear to god Clement if we ever meet. You'd beter join a track team or something because I will Fucking run you down!
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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 05:53 PM       
Why do you end all of your sentences with ellipses? Are you gonna die?
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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 05:55 PM       
Kraut, I'm very good at evasion. I'm a survival expert. And maggie, I do it because I have OCD...
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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 05:57 PM       
My brother has OCD and he doesn't do that...

I think you're a liar.
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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 05:59 PM       
People with OCD do different things. It's like a reflex for me...
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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 06:13 PM       
Now that you said it he's probably going to do it on every post from now on.

But the ellipses to me sounds like he's either whining or just very mentally distant.
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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 06:27 PM       
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You're a son of satan. You pick on people because of their interests. You're mean, rude and obnoxious. You're never going to get a girlfriend that's any decent... Any you get will live in a brothel if you don't change...
We aren't making fun of you because we're bad people. We are making fun of you because this is a site and a forum for that specific purpose. I am personally making fun of you because you are too fucking stupid to realize that and you take we put on here seriously. Even I, with my now infamous inability to detect sarcasm, am not as hopelessly oblivious as you are.

Once again, I will attempt to spell it out for you, mostly out of pity:

mock·er·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mk-r)
n. pl. mock·er·ies
Scornfully contemptuous ridicule; derision.
A specific act of ridicule or derision.
An object of scorn or ridicule: made a mockery of the rules.
A false, derisive, or impudent imitation: The trial was a mockery of justice.
Something ludicrously futile or unsuitable: The few packages of food seemed a mockery in the face of such enormous destitution.

This name of this website is I-Mockery.

I-Mockery.

I-Mockery.

I-MOCKERY.

Do you understand now?
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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 06:42 PM       
I know that... BUT NOW YOU'VE ADMITTED YOU'RE A PARODY! YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 07:54 PM       
and you admited your a fag clement
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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 08:26 PM       
CLement if your as big as your avitar I'll have no problem hitting you, and survial training works in the woods not when your stuck in my fan belt!
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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 08:47 PM       
I can fight.
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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 09:46 PM       
Who can't?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2006, 01:00 AM       
how tall are you clems?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2006, 03:40 AM       
Johnathan Clement I fucking wish you were at my school and on the chess team because I would totally jack your king the fuck up.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2006, 05:28 AM       
clement, could you give me your adress so either
A: i can come and run you down im my dad's duece and a half
B: i can send a time bomb so you will be dead
then again......... i think all just keep insulting you for the possibility that you'll commit suicide
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Old Jan 2nd, 2006, 05:40 AM       
I'm 6'0". I can get away from cars and can easily pin people down. I can easily dodge or block any attacks as well...
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Old Jan 2nd, 2006, 07:29 AM       
he has such a high luck % and a very good agility stat as well. Not to mention a Reflect Broach
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Old Jan 2nd, 2006, 08:04 AM       
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I'm 6'0". I can get away from cars and can easily pin people down. I can easily dodge or block any attacks as well...
Do you get away from cars by...walking in the opposite direction? :o
Gimme a break. You're as deadly as Marie Osmond.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2006, 09:56 AM       
he'd probably pin someone down in the gay way
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Old Jan 2nd, 2006, 01:02 PM       
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I know that... BUT NOW YOU'VE ADMITTED YOU'RE A PARODY! YOU'RE FIRED!!!
What the fuck?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2006, 02:40 PM       
john clement you're about as dense as they come
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Old Jan 2nd, 2006, 02:41 PM       
haha why don't you go post in that thread about finally getting your pubes in general blabber
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 11:12 PM       
THREAD BACKUPS!
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 01:06 PM       
How about..no.
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