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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 07:37 PM        >:(
Her: Hey, do you know where I could get a battery for my digital camera?
Me: Have you tried Staples?
Her: No. Do you think they'd have it? Even Radio Shack didn't.
Me: It's worth a shot. And it's right next door to us.
Her: Hey Boss, do you know where I could get this battery for my digital camera?
Boss: You could try Staples right here. Go now and see if they have it.
Her: OK.

*goes, comes back, all smiles*

Her: They had them! Thanks Boss, you're so smart.
Boss: Yeah, I'm a genius.
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Now YOU post times when you were shafted on the credit you deserved.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 09:05 PM       
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That must really suck, man :/
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 12:47 AM       
Why would this be in Loveline?
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 12:48 AM       
Because Her is clearly hot.
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 12:54 AM       
Ah yes. I see that now.

I've never been shafted for credit that I deserved by somebody that was clearly hot. Usually when they were that fucking stupid, the hot meter went through the basement and I lost interest.

But then again, I don't have a dick. Balls? Yes. Dick? No. :/
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 01:06 AM       
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Why would this be in Loveline?
I took her digital camera afterwards and jacked off into the battery slot, for revenge.

But no. According to the rules, any thread I make that involves a member of the opposite sex belongs in Loveline. This forum does include e/n horseshit, too.
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 01:11 AM       
You never cease to amaze me
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 01:26 AM       
I'm like a memory stick from someone else's digital camera; You never know what to expect to see.
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 03:10 AM       
Yet, it will include your balls.
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 11:44 PM       
whos that girl in your avatar HUHHH
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 11:46 PM       
My new girlfriend.
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 11:47 PM       
REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLY???
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 11:49 PM       
Your supposed to say "ORLY???

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And she is beautiful James! Congratulations!
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 12:00 AM       
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REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLY???
Yes.

She likes cupcakes, but not regular cake. And she likes to draw ponies, but not realistic ones.

We like to watch shows from our childhood on DVD while we snuggle and kiss.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 01:05 AM       
Are you going to jizz in her hair?

You made a post here once saying that one day you'll jizz in a girl's hair.

Is she the one?
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 01:11 AM       
thats adorable
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 01:21 AM       
You can't see it in those pics, but I already did.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 01:45 AM       
You are quite the stud.
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