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Old Sep 26th, 2006, 10:57 PM       
Lets see, the worst sickness? How about PMS...it's an on-going sickness...

And if that's not legit, once I had pneumonia, it wasn't all that bad, but I did have to go to the hospital...heh, my dad got a speeding ticket rushing to the hospital to see if I was okay

...lets see, had Laryngitis/Bronchitis last year, but that was just amusing because of the sounds my voice made...
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Old Sep 26th, 2006, 11:03 PM       
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Key words here - LAZY BASTARD.
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Old Sep 26th, 2006, 11:14 PM       
:/ AIDS u dont want it
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Old Sep 26th, 2006, 11:18 PM       
I don't think you really have AIDS.
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 12:55 AM       
Me either. Although my parents friends husband had really horrible cancer and now he has it again. Small chance he'll make it. Hes a cool guy too
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 10:47 AM       
im still fighting a rough and tumble case of the internet blues
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Old Sep 29th, 2006, 01:10 PM       
I finally got over a nasty case of the blue box blues. Kraft blue box, that is.
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Old Sep 29th, 2006, 05:05 PM       
Cancer. Boy, was that some kinda fun. Radiation sucks ass.
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Old Sep 29th, 2006, 06:38 PM       
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Cancer. Boy, was that some kinda fun. Radiation sucks ass.
Yeah I heard it isnt fun.
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Old Sep 29th, 2006, 07:07 PM       
my worse sickness was when they removed my unborn twin brother from my stomach
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 04:12 AM       
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my worse sickness was when they removed my unborn twin brother from my stomach
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 11:16 PM       
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my worse sickness was when they removed my unborn twin brother from my stomach
HOLY BALLS.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2006, 02:05 AM       
When I was eight months old I had a severe allergic reaction to Penecillin and almost died after breaking out in huge, sickly purple welts.
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Old Oct 5th, 2006, 11:45 AM       
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Old Oct 5th, 2006, 05:39 PM       
I was actually bored enough to read zeldabigfan's post about boohooing over a typical year in preschool.
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Old Oct 6th, 2006, 12:47 PM       
I tore my scrotum back when I was about 14. I actually tore a good hole in it and it to be stiched and stapled. It became infected with staph, ozzed puss a lot, and made me very ill, vomiting, headaches, dizziness, all which hurt like hell.

Ever power vomit with stitches in your junk? It isn't as much fun as it sounds.

Then one testie swelled up to the size of an orange. It had to be drained daily of puss for about two weeks. Damn near had to amputate.
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Old Oct 6th, 2006, 02:24 PM       
I missed the majority of sixth and seventh grade because of chronic migraines and back problems.
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Old Oct 6th, 2006, 04:57 PM       
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I tore my scrotum back when I was about 14. I actually tore a good hole in it and it to be stiched and stapled. It became infected with staph, ozzed puss a lot, and made me very ill, vomiting, headaches, dizziness, all which hurt like hell.

Ever power vomit with stitches in your junk? It isn't as much fun as it sounds.

Then one testie swelled up to the size of an orange. It had to be drained daily of puss for about two weeks. Damn near had to amputate.
Wait, did you tear it by jacking off?
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Old Oct 6th, 2006, 05:43 PM       
Yes! I am that hardcore.
I actually tore it while doing jumps in to a lake on a bicycle.
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Old Oct 6th, 2006, 06:19 PM       
Sickness, death, horrible injuries, we're really getting into the Halloween spirit here.
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Old Oct 6th, 2006, 07:42 PM       
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Yes! I am that hardcore.
I actually tore it while doing jumps in to a lake on a bicycle.
WHOOPS WRONG ACCOUNT
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Old Oct 6th, 2006, 10:50 PM       
one time i bugbombed my little house, and didnt air it out afterward and got bible-like shits. like i couldnt stop shitting. no fucking joke i called my mom to take me to the er because thought i was gonna shit my self to death. she just took me to her house and i sleept on the toliet....
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Old Oct 7th, 2006, 03:56 AM       
Are you sure you weren't eating a sack full of Rectum Rockets from White Castle?
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Old Oct 7th, 2006, 08:11 PM       
Ever accidently swallowed an air-less balloon?
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