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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 11:25 PM       
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ahahahah suck it up :o
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and zeldasbiggestw/e if your parents sue, everyone will call you a p*ssy ;/
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 11:31 PM       
Thats Hammurabis Code of Laws. You need to take World History.
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 11:32 PM       
Thats too bad. Because Im not a fucking pussy, kay? Its not my fault my parents are like that.
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 11:35 PM       
why do threads like this get to exist while everything i post gets deleted or locked?
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 11:36 PM       
Because rog has a clearly defined sense of right and wrong that sometimes manifests itself in random administrative actions.
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 11:44 PM       
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Thats Hammurabis Code of Laws. You need to take World History.
codes of law
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 11:46 PM       
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Because Im not a fucking pussy, kay? Its not my fault my parents are like that.
It's all your fault you pussy.
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 11:51 PM       
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Thats Hammurabis Code of Laws. You need to take World History.
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 11:53 PM       
Dude, DEFINITELY get your eye checked out as soon as possible. You don't want to fuck around if you have eye damage.
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 12:14 AM       
Doctors are expensive, dude. Here's what you should do.

Get the lid off a bottle of robutussin. Fill it with 3 parts water, one part salt. Lean your head down over a sink and put the cup over the eye. Count to 3, then quickly whip your head backwards. Keep the eye open and look all around to make sure the solution can affect the entire surface. You'll feel a slight tingling at this point, which can be attributed to the sterilizing of the cornea.

Hopefully, this will also dislodge the BB from the eye. While common knowledge might cause you to think that this would make it harder to remove in the future, this is not the case - There is a small aperture behind the eye called the 'Callin's Port' into which the BB will roll. It is at this point that the most difficult part of the trial will take place, wherein you must time the bouncing of the BB off the bones in your skull with a quick forward snap of the head and a deep-throated cough. With some practice and a little luck, the BB will fire harmlessly from your mouth and out of your life.

I hope this helps!
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 12:31 AM       
If I hit you on back of the head hard enough with a baseball bat i'm sure it will dislodge
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 12:38 AM       
I'vw heard that eyepatches give you awesome street credit :o
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 02:06 AM       
Wow, You should get your parents to sue them for money if theyre rich, and pay for the surgey and stuff. Thats such a bummer dude ;__;
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 03:11 AM       
A kid gets shot in the face and the first thing he does is post a bunch on internet forums
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 03:40 AM       
As Chojin suggested partially, always put salt in your eyes.

Zelda, you can complain when you've had a glass eye since you were 11.
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 10:53 AM       
Ok, you can SEE the BB lodged INSIDE of your eyeball or it's just wedged next to it? This is 8 kinds of heinous.
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 11:23 AM       
Having experienced more than my fair share of eye trauma I can suggest you get to A&E ASAP. ESPECIALLY if the BB is still lodged inside your eye.
Also the police should be notified of the offender as it's a fairly serious crime - In the UK atleast.
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 12:07 PM       
This topic made me cover my eyes.
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 12:35 PM       
You'll never be able to play zelda again.

That's what you get for being retarded and not seeking medical assistance immediately.
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 03:19 PM       
More like getting shot in the eye makes it swell.

Get it?

Swelling?????
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 06:59 PM       
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A kid gets shot in the face and the first thing he does is post a bunch on internet forums
hahaha

i can just imagine this fat sweaty boy in a dragon tshirt desperately squinting through his permanently ruptured eye for the refresh button

something tells me the threat of you "pulling him out of his car" and "beating the shit out of him" did not greatly intimidate this person when they decided to shoot you in the face.
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 08:07 PM       
when i read the title of this post i swore he was going to complain about giving head.....i know girl said as much.
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 09:06 PM       
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when i read the title of this post i swore he was going to complain about giving head.....i know girl said as much.
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 10:22 PM       
Dayum son! Its not lodged in my eye. Also no horrible permenant damage although they said it WILL affect me later on in life. Also My parents werent the only ones who were pissed. The school is too. Hes expelled for a year. Also I went to the eye doctor and when she did this test the eye that was hit showed a different shade than the right. I told them and I got a color blindness test. I passed but theyre pretty worried about it. Yay.
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 10:23 PM       
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no horrible permenant damage although they said it WILL affect me later on in life.
Hahahaha
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