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Old Feb 5th, 2007, 12:13 AM        THE ZANY CLICHED HUMOR THREAD
What's up fellas? So I guess the colts won the game, how about that? Wait, I don't give a shit.

Also, I was wondering..

If a viking and a samurai got into a fight, who's your money on?
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Old Feb 5th, 2007, 12:41 AM       
I'm a loser and used a digital recorder for the game, and halfway through it jumped to the end and showed the score. OH NO THE BEARS LOST.
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Old Feb 5th, 2007, 12:43 AM       
Being a Louisiana boy, I had to go for the Colts. Plus Rex Grossman is a d*uch* *ag
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Old Feb 5th, 2007, 01:29 AM       
I just had to support the Colts because they help pay my family's mortgage.
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Old Feb 5th, 2007, 01:36 AM       
I hate to confess that I really wasn't looking too hard at the Superbowl after the Ravens and Panthers got knocked out. I wanted the Bears to win only because I have an eerie dislike of Peyton Manning.

I thought they'd have no problem, as I've heard good things about the season and the team as a whole; finally, the game comes up and I get a good look of Rex Grossman and my head goes "oh fuck oh fuck"'

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Old Feb 5th, 2007, 11:34 PM       
hey guys stay on topic!

a Samurai might win purely on speen but is the viking using his brigands?
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Old Feb 6th, 2007, 02:09 AM       
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hey guys stay on topic!

a Samurai might win purely on speen but is the viking using his brigands?
The viking is using his sheer god like size and willie's beard on 'roids. OK I GUESS HE CAN USE HIS BRIGANDS IF YOU REALLY WANT HIM TO WIN


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Old Feb 6th, 2007, 08:15 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2007, 08:55 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2007, 11:53 PM       
So the new question is: A lumberjack, viking, or samurai?
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 07:32 PM       
God forbid there ever to be a viking samurai lumberjack.
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 07:39 PM       
That's like watching big bird and the cookie monster duke it out. They're pretty much even.
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Oh man I felt so down when milhouse posted because it felt like I let down Greg Kinnear.
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 08:18 PM       
the samurai would win because vikings use heavy weapons and stuff and samurai's use fast weapons and heavy weapons can only be swung so many ways but samurai's have many and many of them are used only to maim, then kill. That's actually like the basic samurai idea maim then kill, and i think the good samurai's just kill. :samurai lessons
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 08:20 PM       
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the samurai would win because vikings use heavy weapons and stuff and samurai's use fast weapons and heavy weapons can only be swung so many ways but samurai's have many and many of them are used only to maim, then kill. That's actually like the basic samurai idea maim then kill, and i think the good samurai's just kill. :samurai lessons
But vikings played butt darts. That has got to count for something.
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