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Old May 4th, 2003, 04:16 PM        >:
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Old May 4th, 2003, 05:34 PM       
SOMEBODY MUST NOT BE GETTING ANY!! WINK WINK!



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Old May 4th, 2003, 06:30 PM       
And me.
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Old May 4th, 2003, 07:22 PM       
And uh...you

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Old May 5th, 2003, 05:46 AM       
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Old May 5th, 2003, 06:15 AM       
I'm just jealous because nerdy guy meets hot girl over the internet, and they get serious. Then nerdy guy and hot girl make friends with other hot girl, and they all have a threesome.

I want my hot internet girls threesome too. I deserve it, because I've had to put up with so many bitches, it's about time the bitches did something for me. They owe me.
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Old May 5th, 2003, 09:47 AM       
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Old May 5th, 2003, 11:12 AM       
Jealousy can be solved in all cases by just saying that the person will be dead before they're 30.

If they're older than 30 then just say that they've lived a sad sad life.

If they haven't lived a sad sad life then you must kill them.
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Old May 5th, 2003, 11:38 AM       
No no. I'm very happy for the guy and his abiltiy to nail two women, who in turn nail each other.

I just want the same thing. Damn bitches owe me. Hell, they owe damn near all of us, for the shit we have to put up with.
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Old May 5th, 2003, 12:23 PM       
Maybe if you believed in love.
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Old May 5th, 2003, 01:35 PM       
If you believed in love the girls would flock to you, Jamesman. It is very sad
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Old May 5th, 2003, 02:23 PM       
That's hilarious, Proto. Really, it is. See, I'm laughing over here. Ha. Hah ah ha. See?

Seriously, wether I believe in love or not has nothing to do with women bieng bitches. I believed in love, now I don't. Hasn't changed anything, other than the fact that I don't care as much about women being bitches, because I'm not investing anything into them, and expecting anything more than just that.
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Old May 5th, 2003, 02:45 PM       
I've realized that love does not exist because when I have it, I inadvertantly destroy it. Every time I'm in a relationship, I raise the bar - my expectations of what 'love' is - a little higher with every stupid thing I do or don't do and every time I take what I have for granted. Each time I raise it, that bar gets a little harder for her to reach. Eventually she can no longer reach it at all and is left with no other choice but to give up. I blame her for her lack of faith and love and take comfort in the fact that she never really loved me because if she was the one, she would have reached that bar no matter how high I raised it. And then I am sad.

But I think you're just really talking about sex here so I guess relevance = 0;
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Old May 5th, 2003, 02:48 PM       
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I just want the same thing. Damn bitches owe me. Hell, they owe damn near all of us, for the shit we have to put up with.
with your attitude, no wonder you aren't getting any! Women rarely re-act very well to being called "bitches". Maybe if you cleaned up your act a bit, you'd get lucky next time!
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Old May 5th, 2003, 02:59 PM       
It's not worth it anyways. Save your money and travel. That and raise your standards of what you consider "hot".
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Old May 5th, 2003, 04:19 PM       
Whenever you fellas get in the "love does/doesn't exist" discussion I always ask the same thing and you all ignore it.

What the fuck is love?

There. I added "the fuck". That should do it.

You can't argue somethings existence without clearly defining it.
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Old May 5th, 2003, 05:44 PM       
you can't ever clearly define something. so what was your point?
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Old May 5th, 2003, 06:55 PM       
Jamesman I hope you are being ironic.
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Old May 5th, 2003, 07:00 PM       
There should be a grammar forum where you guys can be cool all day long talking about the insertion of commas and apostrophes. Youd all be so original and it would really zing all us dummies.
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Old May 5th, 2003, 08:27 PM       
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There should be a grammar forum where you guys can be cool all day long talking about the insertion of commas and apostrophes. Youd all be so original and it would really zing all us dummies.
I bet the absence of an apostrophe in "you'd" was purely deliberate and ironic just so people like me can fall for it and point it out, eh CaptianBubba?
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Old May 5th, 2003, 09:02 PM       
Christ, you guys sure are jaded, aren't you? Don't believe in love? I mean.. come onnnnn.


Come onnnnnn.


....Come onnnnn.
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Old May 5th, 2003, 11:29 PM       
Everyone needs to coooooooooooll out!

I just want two hot girls to fool around with. Has nothing to do with if love is real or not. Lots of people fuck without being in love.

Bitches.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:21 AM       
LOVE IS FOR HUMANS.

Humans, yuck.

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