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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 12:21 AM        Hot Topic Sucks Thread
I hate Hot Topic. There are one of these in just about every mall. They smell like plastic, and there are wierd people in there.

Why do you think Hot Topic sucks?
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 12:34 AM       
They were playing tool when I walked in, so I walked out. That and they have nothing I'd be intrested in buying. Even if they did, I could find the same item cheaper at some head shop.
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 09:19 AM       
DUDE HOT TOPIC IS TOTALLY NOT REALLY UNDERGROUND, PEOPEL WHO SHOP THERE ARE SO MAINSTREAM

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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 11:30 AM       
It's very gay.
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 11:54 AM       
Someone should make "Corporate Rock Rocks!" t-shirts just to spite Hot Topic.
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 06:53 PM       
I MJEAN REALLY! EVERYONE WHO HATES HOT TOPIC, THAT'S WHO'S UNDER GROUND. BECAUSE NOBODY HATES HOT TOPIC

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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 02:52 AM       
My math teacher used to call it that "Hole in the wall store".
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 12:24 AM       
Too overpriced for my tastes. NEXT!
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 04:08 PM       
Over priced? Yes. But where else is somebody going to find dog collars and tools to cut yourself because life sucks sooo much you just hate your parents?!
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 04:14 PM       
A pet store for the dog collars, a drug store for the razors.
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 07:54 PM       
But it just isn't the same. There isn't an engaging conversation at any of those shallow places. Observe:

Petco:
Cashier: That'll be 5.28, sir.
Biff: Your mom was easy and loose, just like your dad.
Cashier: How dare you! If I didn't have a hamster up my ass right now, I'd kick your ass!

Drug Store:
Cashier: That'll be 3.82, sir. Need anything else?
Biff: Peyote. Lots of peyote.
Cashier: We don't sell that here.
Biff: Look, don't jerk me around.

Hot Topic:
Ansty Goth Cashier: I have 5 of these collars and six boxes of these blades.
Biff: Worth it?
Angsty Goth Cashier: Nothing is. I hate my father!
Biff: It's not his fault you suck and nobody likes you. That's probably why he never hugs you.
Angsty Goth Cashier: Yeah, life sucks.
Biff: No, not life, just you.
Angsty Goth Cashier: No, I'm a vamypre unicorn trapped in a human's body, that's what the problem is!


It's like tripping out all the time!
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 07:57 PM       
Whoops, I'm an idiot. Hey, I should go to Hot Topic and buy an overpriced novelty item!
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 10:39 PM       
Screw you guys. Hot Topic is cool. They sell video game shirts.

At least, the one near me does.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
I told you to stay out of my threads.
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Old Jul 27th, 2003, 12:09 AM       
Once upon a time, I sat down and tried to devise a new and cheap way to dress. From Boy Scouts, I realized that the best way to do this was militaria and surplus. But I wasn't big into the US Army scene, so I'd have to find a foreign supplier. Turns out, the BRD has the most agreeable color scheme. So I scoured Ebay for months and bought up as much Bundeswehr crap as I could.

Six months later, I walk into Hot Topic and see a Bundeswehr shirt. It irks me slightly, but mostly I'm flattered that I'm being imitated. Nowadays I seldom go a day without seeing my East German jacket on somebody else, and it annoys the hell out of me. Damn you Hot Topic.

However, I've lately just tried to bring back the fashion of bowties. I only buy the ones that you have to tie yourself. If Hot Topic picks up on this, my east german army boots will get lodged into someone's ass cheeks.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 01:42 AM       
I just learned that Hot Topic puts out Sealab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force shirts.

So Hot Topic kicks ass in my book already.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 01:48 AM       
I KNEW IT.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 02:07 AM       
Plus they also sell my favorite comics (jthm, squee, lenore, bear)
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 03:30 PM       
And John Deer shirts and hats.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 11:22 PM       
they probably get those john deere shirts for 3 bux and sell them at 20 dollars, cuz people like me are hooked on those type a shirts like they're crack...









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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 04:49 AM       
Hot Topic sucks because they will shelf a Care Bears sweatshirt right next to a Slipknot shirt and the people who shop there will wear both at the same time.

The ensemble is completed with a $54 pair of pants with brown streaks down the front that are supposed to look like stains. Apparently, you have to spend fifty bucks to show people that you don't have enough money to buy new-looking clothes.

Come to think of it, I think I hate Hot Topic customers (and staff) more than the store itself. I bet Hot Topic is owned by some smart old guy who would never shop in the store but who realized he could profit off all these trendy poser assholes.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 10:04 AM       
Quote:
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I just learned that Hot Topic puts out Sealab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force shirts.

So Hot Topic kicks ass in my book already.
Do you realize how much cheaper it would be if you made custom Sealab shirts? DO YOU??? A LOT!!! A LOT!!! A LOT!!!
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 07:12 AM       
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I bet Hot Topic is owned by some smart old guy who would never shop in the store but who realized he could profit off all these trendy poser assholes.

I'm pretty sure they're part of the Gap corporation.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 04:12 AM       
I hate hot topics because there is this fat kid who is REALLY FUCKING FAT, smokes lotta shit that kills you, and he is openly gay

I am sure he will die in next 5 years of either heart attack, drugoverdose, or sexually transmitted diseases. If not, 5 years and one month tops, just gotta give that extra time for the rest of his fucking body to die.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 04:53 PM       
THANKS FOR YOUR IMPUT, MISTER.
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