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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 04:26 AM       
At the risk of excoriation from everyone else, I'm going to give you some actual advice. Don't take anything on these boards seriously. If someone insults you, don't take it personally, and feel free to give it right back (as long as you're at least somewhat interesting in doing it). There is no initiation, this is the way people treat each other. When you reply to a topic or especially when you create a new thread, be creative, interesting, and/or funny, or you will be ripped to shreds.

And you can't write worth shit. I have to read your posts three times before I can figure out what you're trying to say. Leave now and don't come back until you've passed fifth grade. See you in a few years.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 04:37 AM       
you read that shit three times? you must be stupid, too.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 04:39 AM       
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At least until after my initial hazing was over.
you didn't GET hazed. you slipped in when the boards were being overwhelmed by retards. anybody as fucking DULL as you sure as hell wouldn't have escaped it otherwise.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 04:44 AM       
so there is no initiation. then was prof. cool just playing a joke on me. and JeanetteX siad there is a hazing. maybe Esuohlim told them to go easy i think he's giving me a break because i keep making him laugh. i must admit i am a little confused here with what you said Perndog. but i have thick skin and i wont take things seriusly. i just want to make an information post like JeanetteX but mine will be about skating. i will call it BAPE's wild world of sk8ing. but dont worry i will wait until i have been here a long time like she has first. so how is everybody tonight
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 04:48 AM       
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At least until after my initial hazing was over.
you didn't GET hazed. you slipped in when the boards were being overwhelmed by retards. anybody as fucking DULL as you sure as hell wouldn't have escaped it otherwise.
I agree, and I would also like to apply the statement to you and agree with it again.

BAPE, honey, are you retarded? I'm not being mean, I know those people are being big old grumpies. But are you?
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 04:51 AM       
you really should take things seriously here. at I-Mockery, we are all racist, neo-Nazi wife beaters who would really love nothing more than accepting you into our fold.


and we are very serious about it.

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I agree, and I would also like to apply the statement to you and agree with it again.
since you are so OBVIOUSLY the pinnacle of all things here and since your opinion so OBVIOUSLY matters, why haven't you said anything in the entire year that I have been here?
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 04:53 AM       
no i am just getting into the groove here. soon enough i will be mocking with the best of them you just watch.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:02 AM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 07:28 AM       
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you didn't GET hazed. you slipped in when the boards were being overwhelmed by retards. anybody as fucking DULL as you sure as hell wouldn't have escaped it otherwise.
Are you this much of an asshole in real life, or only on the internet where people can't give you the beating you richly deserve?
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 07:33 AM       
I vote BAPE off the island.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 07:40 AM       
quit calling me prof. cool, as a matter of fact don't talk about me at all last thing i need is that you will have my name on your binders when you go back to school.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 12:13 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 12:40 PM       
keep up the good work, sport.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 01:10 PM       
Hi I'm new and I've survived for about a week. Where's my prize?
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 02:29 PM       
Abused posters are just asking for it, I say. Go in the kitchen and fix me a chicken pot pie, bitch ... and grab me a beer. The game's almost on!
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 03:08 PM       
I didn't know being an asshole was an Italian Stereotype, Italian Stereotyple.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 04:26 PM       
wow i didn't know there were so many other new people here i was feeling a bit like an outsider there but i guess we're all in it together so tell me guys have you been initiated yet and what happened
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 04:29 PM       
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maybe Esuohlim told them to go easy i think he's giving me a break because i keep making him laugh
You are a fucking moron.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 04:34 PM       
i guess mine has begun now i think i was wrong about Esuohlim unless he is joking now though i don't back down easy so you have to do better than that just joking
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 04:37 PM       
YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:00 PM       
BAPE:

There is no initiation. We think you are a moron and you have nothing to add to this forum. You might think we are saying mean thigns to you because you are a "newbie," but in actuality we are saying them because we mean them.

Also, esuohlim is laughing at how fucking idiotic you are.

See, a lot of us actually like it here, and try to contribute the best way we can. I remember FatSatan talking about how he'd make a big long post, decide it wasn't very good, and then not post it. That's how much a lot of us feel about this place. Now your posts, on the otherhand, are like diareah. Your thoughts are like diareah; they aren't good for anything, and they just come out to be splattered all over this forum, stinking up the place. This is something that you need to understand before posting here. There's no instructional booklet written about how to fit in here. There's no certain thing to say to make us all like you. This is not like every other message board where normal, bored-at-work people post just to pass the time and say absolutely nothing in the process. If you belong here, you know you do. If you don't then just shut up or go away or both.

And just because there are a lot of other retards here like you, who think they are being initiated or they are going to fit in as long as they keep posting, it doesn't mean you fit in either. There are people here 1000 posts who don't belong here are are as useless as you.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:03 PM       
Yeah, belonging here is kind of like being the One.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:08 PM       
I'm useless!
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:11 PM       
but we love you
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 05:12 PM       
I make long post all the time and don't post them Usually because they pulse with an overwhelming aura of stupidity And then I end up just making a nothing short post, that I edit alot. Because, it's more satisfying this way.
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