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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 11:25 PM        Pretty Girls/ Chinese buffets?
Why is it that every time I go to a Chinese buffet I'm constantly surrounded by beautiful teenage girls? Seriously, when did this fad happen? Do pretty girls feed off a strict diet of General Tsao's Chicken? And why do they always get mad when I ask them if they're going to puke after eating?

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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 11:28 PM       
Dude where do you live?!?!?!

Chinese buffets and teengage girls. The best combination known to exist! This is amazing.

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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 11:47 PM       
I dono, but I am very intrigued by General Tso/Tsao. Come on, the Asian military superpower decides to cobat the American military superpower... Col. Sanders. What is up with army guys and wicked good chicken?
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 11:48 PM       
Ha, the Chinese buffet near me just got closed down by the Health Department. They reused the food that you didn't eat. They closed it down.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 11:59 PM       
I live in Williamsburg. I'm serious. Every time I go there I see at least 5 gorgeous under 18 girls. The only bad part is that I'm too busy stuffing my face with dry tuna rolls and sesame chicken to bother with them.

Its not like I'm shy or anything.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 12:21 AM       
Whenever I go, there are no pretty girls. Just fat, white businessmen having lunch.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 12:31 AM       
my chinese buffet in my town doesnt have eggrolls
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 12:54 AM       
CHINESE

I love oriental food...I could live off it. Especially the Tempura.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 04:28 AM       
And you're pretty.

See what I'm saying here? I believe I've found some previously undiscovered correlation...

I begin stockpiling soy sauce, hydrogenated vegtable oil, and cheap meat products tommorow.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 09:43 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 11:27 AM       
Damn it! The nearest Chinese buffet in my part of the state is about 30 minutes away by car... much too far away to go in the name of girl-watching.

Besides, I live in Lakeville, MN. We have to ration our pretty girls up here.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 11:38 AM       
I've eaten food made my Ghana natives...does that make me pretty? I love chinese buffet too.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 11:58 AM       
I was at mandarin yestarday. no hot girls though. just fat ugly girls and chubby little chinese kids
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 12:40 PM       
What about Chinese girls and pretty buffets?
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 01:08 PM       
Bubba...you don't live in Williamsburg, VA do you?

There are probably 100 different Williamsburgs in the country.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 01:30 PM       
I'm from Fayetteville.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 01:33 PM       
Fayetteville Alabama? Tennessee? Georgia??
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 02:33 PM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 10:28 PM       
Sushi anyone?
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 02:45 AM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 03:00 AM       
They serve sushi at the chinese buffet I go to. The dry tuna rolls are actually really good. Plus they have a noodle bar and Mongolian barbeque.

And white chunks of jiggly matter called, "almond jello"...

They also have these little steamed desert buns formed like little cute little porqupines with penaut butter inside.

The girls are soooo pretty. And they're the cute type too. The kind that put their hair in pigtails and wear spaghetti strap shirts that say "angel" and those gray excercise shorts that say stuff like "flirt" on them.

I feel like its dirty to even look at them.
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 03:21 AM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 03:41 AM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 07:47 AM       
Oriental food is all the same. :o
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