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Old Apr 4th, 2008, 07:41 AM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2008, 06:47 PM       

Ugggggghhhhhhhh
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Old Apr 6th, 2008, 07:07 PM       
Think about Epila getting off to the thought of you being a woman.
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Old Apr 7th, 2008, 02:26 PM       
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Gummo got a sex change?
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Old Apr 7th, 2008, 06:34 PM       
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Old Apr 7th, 2008, 08:29 PM       
IT'S A FRESH ONE, CHIEF. BEST YOU HAVE A LOOK AT IT YOURSELF.
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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 03:45 AM       
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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 11:02 PM       
Chemical castration. Seeing as you are a regular on 4 Chan, I'm sure the local authorities would be happy to oblige.
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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 11:09 PM       
Get married.
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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 11:54 PM       
Hey, even if it IS a worn out meme, she's still creepy as hell.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 12:24 AM       
I bet most guys could still manage to put their dick in her.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 12:29 AM       
i bet she gives great head

too bad genetics couldn't have done the same for her
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 12:32 AM       
Hahaha :o
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 12:12 PM       
That was a good one Willie.

I don't see anything wrong with her. I've seen uglier, Paris Hilton looks uglier to me. When I get off I get with a real person it has to have feelings. It's about the movement and the enjoyment for me. I can't get off unless the girl is too. If they fake it, I could fuck them forever and never cum.

Porno is different though, Paris is perfect for jerking to porno.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 07:13 PM       
I guess everyone can't be as understanding as you, Tadao, unfortunately.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 07:54 PM       
I'm not understanding, I just like to fuck a certain way. It has to have feeling.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 09:13 PM       
Note to self: don't come into Loveline when single.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 09:23 PM       
Note to Asila: don't say you're single directly following a Tadao post.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 09:57 PM       
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I'm not understanding, I just like to fuck a certain way. It has to have feeling.
close enough, I guess.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 10:07 PM       
Note to MLE: She knows how dirty I am.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 10:31 PM       
A NIGHT IN THE LIFE OF TADAO

"Oh, yeah, baby, oh..."

"Oh God"

"Oh Go- wai, what? WHAT THE FUCK"

"Honey, what's wrong?"

"You're FAKING!"

"Wha?"

"There's not enough feeling, not enough ENJOYMENT! I'm completely flaccid now, you goddamn soulless whore-"

POW

"Tadao, stop! Stop!

WHAM

"Why are you-"

SMACK

BAM


"STOP, please, Oh Go-"

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didn't cum."
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 10:59 PM       
Yeah, it sucks to be experienced in love making. If you can't tell when a girl isn't into it you've never done it right.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:07 PM       
"Okay, calm down. Gotta... Gotta clean up the mess."

"Gotta clean it up."


"You can do this, just keep calm, and don't make any mistakes. Nobody found any of the others, have they?"

"She had it coming. She had it coming."
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 10:53 AM       
the idea of someone yelling out your messageboard nickname under duress is pretty funny. 5 stars
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 12:16 PM       
It's my middle name. Ah! the West African is 1 step closer. dun dun dun
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