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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 12:41 PM       
I was going to say something about calling out Tadao's name during sex, but uuuh.... well, I know how dirty he is.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:34 PM       
I like to call out my name during sex!
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 05:08 AM       
I thought maintaining my Moltar14 moniker until age 17 was pretty stupid until just now, when I realized the potential it could have in the bedroom.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 05:11 AM       
My reason for editing sounds stupid without the proper mental image of a Cartesian graph, which, by bitter irony, is itself stupid.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 05:11 AM       
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Go to sleep, Seth.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 05:12 AM       
See above, Asila.

As I go to sleep.
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 01:35 AM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 12:21 AM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 12:25 AM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 12:26 AM       
Everyone misses the sweet lovin'. Sometimes you just have to spread it.
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 05:52 AM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 01:02 PM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 01:09 PM       
Hey, has someone recommended that he go to 4chan? 'Cuz that's the most obvious joke and I don't want to read the thread enough to know if it was taken.
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 03:42 PM       
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Only the funniest cartoon ever. Shin Chan.
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 08:17 PM       
This video should do the trick:
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 10:40 PM       
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 11:04 AM       
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i was pretty sure that's what it was :o
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 03:28 AM       
What has always worked best for me being a good Catholic boy is to try to imagine how bad it's going to suck making a Confession to an 80 year old priest who is hard of hearing and asks you to speak up. Good enough to put the ki-bosh on any thoughts of perversion.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 05:29 AM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2008, 02:33 AM       
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Old May 16th, 2008, 01:19 PM       
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Old May 17th, 2008, 01:11 AM       
speaking of Catholic, just think of a really old nun with a bottle of burbon and a meterstick
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Old May 23rd, 2008, 01:44 AM       
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Old May 27th, 2008, 07:17 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2008, 06:14 AM       
Hear your girlfriend going at it with her dad.
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