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Old May 14th, 2008, 11:06 PM       
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I see now that it was wrong of me to be bored on the internet


Also, that comment was directed more towards the fact that this is one of the worst forums ever for having a coherent discussion unless you're in the Politics board and are a beard stroking old fogie than it was implying that y'all are homogays and I'm gonna go hang out with the cool kids.
We keep things quite civil in the sports forum. But you're not wanted there because according to lil' Tommy Parker, you throw a baseball no better than Betsy Sue!
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Old May 14th, 2008, 11:10 PM       
Timmy Buxton don't play baseball no mo'.
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Old May 16th, 2008, 09:22 AM       
The chronology of guitar woman's loveline posts certainly tells a story.

We go from "GIRLS :sign" in early March to "RUIN MY SEX DRIVE" in late March and finally "FORBIDDEN LOVE" in May.

This can be represented with the following diagram:

[MYSPACE] -> [PORN] -> [CRAIGSLIST]
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Old May 16th, 2008, 02:23 PM       
You see, MY position on forbidden love is that we should really have pedo colonies. No one really likes my "immediate execution" idea, but they can't be rehabilitated, they're complaining about how hard it is for sex offenders to buy houses anyway, so we should let them have self sufficient pedogoblin communities that they can have fulfilling lives in without ever being near children again

Oh, and they get gunned down like mongrel dogs if they leave, but I would like to stress that despite this fact, the barbed wire, the guard houses, and the proposed "alternative solutions", any claims that this would be a "concentration camp" are completely unfounded.







That a serious enough discussion for you there
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Old May 16th, 2008, 03:15 PM       
I feel the same way about rapist. I hate rapist.
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Old May 16th, 2008, 04:09 PM       
I thought that there actually is a pedo colony in Florida.
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Old May 16th, 2008, 06:52 PM       
Why don't you have a seat right over there.
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Old May 16th, 2008, 07:29 PM       
what do you do when you forget a girl's name
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Old May 16th, 2008, 07:40 PM       
Tell her to wear a nametag. Preferably on her cans so I can play it off like I just wanted to know her name.
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Old May 16th, 2008, 08:14 PM       
when i forget a girls name i NEVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN ;_;
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Old May 16th, 2008, 09:06 PM       
You need to know her name, do you?
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Old May 19th, 2008, 11:55 PM       
Need? Nah, brah, but when you know a chick's name, it's like romantic, and shit. Chicks dig that shit. Makes em think your like some european guy, ya kno?
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Old May 20th, 2008, 12:45 AM       
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what do you do when you forget a girl's name
while she's asleep you tattoo it somewhere on her body you see often, like her face.
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Old May 20th, 2008, 01:35 AM       
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what do you do when you forget a girl's name
SERIOUSE RESPONSE ------> Ask her how to spell it. If it's short or common like "Lisa" and she looks at you weird then be all like UH I MEANT YOUR LAST NAME . And if THAT'S common too like "Jones" and she looks at you weird again just play it off by saying "WELL I WASN'T SURE SINCE I HAVE A FRIEND THAT SPELLS IT LIKE <insert lie here>".

And then tell her Milhouse from the internet put in a good word for you.
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Old May 20th, 2008, 05:01 PM       
SERIOUSE SPELLING ERROR!
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Old May 20th, 2008, 05:03 PM       
I just introduce them to someone.

Me : This is my friend.

Silence

Friend : Hi my name is Aquafina.

Girl with no name : Hi my name is Slutbagwhore.
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Old May 21st, 2008, 12:56 AM       
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SERIOUSE SPELLING ERROR!
THANK YOU TADAO FOR POINTING OUT AN INTENTIONAL IMSPELLING

And my idea will work better because GW doesn't have access to a friend
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Old May 21st, 2008, 08:27 AM       
guitar woman if you use milhouse's idea and it turns out her name is Lisa you can say "I know someone on the Internet and he knows someone that spells their name Liisa" because I do.
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Old May 21st, 2008, 06:20 PM       
Her name is Kate, guys, thanks anyway
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Old May 21st, 2008, 11:52 PM       
TELL HER THAT IF HER NAME IS KATE YOU'D LIKE TO MATE AND MAYBE GO ON A DATE BECAUSE IT COULD BE FATE.
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 01:26 AM       
AND DON'T YOU DARE WAIT UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 02:43 AM       
this rhyming spate is really great
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 04:56 AM       
MATE, I HEARD KATE JUST CAN'T WAIT TO PROCREATE ON A BIG ESTATE UP IN KUWAIT.
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 10:56 AM       
Criky. If you tell her all these, she'll be so impressed you spent so much time thinking of them she'll never leave you.

Or she'll laugh.
At least they rhyme.
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:59 AM       
So wait, no one has gleaned the terrible truth of what makes this "forbidden love" from guitar woman yet. Do that now.

My money is on it being a family member or someone he met though craigslist (implying she's morbidly obese).
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