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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 01:36 AM       
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Make sure you get naming rights though.
I vote you name the kid either Alma or Hedley.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 01:48 AM       
he's naming it Sir Maritime Prince William J. Reynolds Tadao the Second you fuckers
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 01:52 AM       
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At what age can infants tell that you are touching them inappropriately?
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if you do it from birth, it'll be normal ;D
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 02:16 AM       
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he's naming it Sir Maritime Prince William J. Reynolds Tadao the Second you fuckers
... fuck that's good
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 03:07 AM       
I'm naming it Youare Notmy Kid

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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 03:36 AM       
I actually met a kid named Shithead. It was pronounced 'Shith-ee-ad', though. The teacher didn't know what to do when she read him on the rolecall, though.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 04:24 AM       
I know a Shitheead too. It's right up there with Nosmo King and Ex It. Poor kids were named after signs.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 07:47 PM       
"she said she was on the pill"

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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 07:55 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 07:58 PM       
In some extreme circumstances sex can lead to babies
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:10 PM       
What really makes me up set is that it will be half mexican.
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Old Jul 14th, 2008, 02:34 AM       
You can just lie to them while they grow up though.
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Old Jul 14th, 2008, 02:40 PM       
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You can just lie to them while they grow up though.
That's very true. One of my sisters has 2 half Mexican kids, she just tells them they're "Native American".
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Old Jul 14th, 2008, 02:58 PM       
Indian is still bad, better than mexican though. Maybe I can wash the brown of it with bleach baths.
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Old Jul 14th, 2008, 03:16 PM       
Buy nipple-pinking cream and slather the baby in it. If it makes nipples pink who knows what it could do for a semi-colored baby.
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Old Jul 14th, 2008, 03:21 PM       
I'll take care of that for ya tadao
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Old Jul 14th, 2008, 03:30 PM       
If it's a boy you can have it.
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Old Jul 14th, 2008, 05:42 PM       
Are you guys going to put it up for adoption?
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Old Jul 14th, 2008, 06:43 PM       
I'm planning it's death not putting it up for adoption.
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Old Jul 14th, 2008, 09:11 PM       
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That's very true. One of my sisters has 2 half Mexican kids, she just tells them they're "Native American".

I have a cousin who I used to think was Puerto Rican because he was so tan, then Italian for a while. Turned out he was Polish.
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Old Jul 14th, 2008, 09:20 PM       
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That's very true. One of my sisters has 2 half Mexican kids, she just tells them they're "Native American".
So she has one Mexican kid?
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 12:53 PM       
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What really makes me up set is that it will be half mexican.
Sex with Mexicans sometimes leads to half-mexican babies


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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 04:53 PM       
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So she has one Mexican kid?
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