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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 05:33 PM       
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So she has one Mexican kid?
Works for me.
Give it a few more years and there might be more.
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 11:23 PM       
Come on guys, I'm in a pickle here. I have punch in the stomach and push her down stairs, both can get me in trouble and I'll do that as a last resort. I need to CTRL-AL-DEL this thing before it gets bigger. I hear they can take a punch after a few months.
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 11:31 PM       
get her very drunk on a vodka and ru-286 cocktail
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 11:59 PM       
You mean Tequila
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 12:38 AM       
No, that won't get rid of it. You'll just end up with a mentally retarded child rather than a normal one.
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 01:18 AM       
OH GO AHEAD AND LOCK HER IN A CARTRUNK FOR A MONTH THNE WHATEVER
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 01:20 AM       
What if I attach a wire to my dick when I fuck her next week?
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 01:39 AM       
Not that I agree with it but try the coat hanger condom.
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 01:44 AM       
find a way to trick her into placing her uterus next to a poorly-shielded microwave oven for approximately an hour
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 03:09 AM       
Read that too fast, thought you said to "brick her".
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 04:18 AM       
perhaps we could simply



immure her...
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 12:49 PM       
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What if I attach a wire to my dick when I fuck her next week?
Tadao, you're screwed. There isn't anything you can do. You'll just have to accept it.
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 01:39 PM       
I know you said she wanted to keep it. Does that also exclude putting it up for adoption?
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 02:51 PM       
some questions before i can give advice:
1. how old is she
2. how old are you
3. is she a slut
4. have you seen a positive pregnancy test
5. are you an addict
6. is she an addict
7. when is the baby due

you aren't legally obligated to do anything for her until she can prove paternity and that ain't happening until the parasite is out of her body.
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 03:35 PM       
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some questions before i can give advice:
1. how old is she
2. how old are you
3. is she a slut
4. have you seen a positive pregnancy test
5. are you an addict
6. is she an addict
7. when is the baby due

you aren't legally obligated to do anything for her until she can prove paternity and that ain't happening until the parasite is out of her body.
These questions have nothing to do with how to kill the baby in the womb
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 05:21 PM       
you lose.
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 06:19 PM       
Lose a baby I hope. She's getting fat and ugly now.
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 08:38 PM       
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Read that too fast, thought you said to "brick her".
if she's bricked he'll have to send her back to the manufacturer for a replacement, unless he did something to break her warranty
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 04:06 AM       
tadao, i'd acquiesce to glowbelly's requests if I were you. she might be the only person here who could actually help.
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 04:07 AM       
You guys actually believe me? I have a vasectomy.
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 04:13 AM       
I was hoping some really new person would get offended but I didn't expect you old timers to care. You ruined my thread :mad
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 04:14 AM       
I'm jealous! I wanna get fixed too!!!
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 04:14 AM       
the guy in that statue looks like mr. incredible
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 04:17 AM       
I was lucky, I got it done at 23 with no kids for 10 dollars at planed parenthood. From what I hear you usually have to have 1 kid before they consider fixing you.
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