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Old May 29th, 2009, 05:11 AM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 12:30 AM       
Stag party last night. Bottomless cups at a bar and then VIP room at a club downtown. I went down with a friend to grab some girls.(I drank too much at this point.) I went up to this girl and was "V.I.P. upstairs. Let's go." Then I spilled my drink all over her shoes. She was pissed and was like "What the fuck?" I was like "It's okay, I got another drink upstairs."
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 01:38 AM       


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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 02:48 AM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 11:41 PM       
My girlfriend was just getting dressed and leaving my room when she forgot the condom was on the floor and stepped on it. Blew up like a landmine and she slipped a bit.

Like an erotic banana peel.
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 12:13 PM       
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 12:23 PM       
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Not to get off on it, but if it's a girl I really hate or something but still manage to get in the sack, I wanna pee on her.
This is often what I visualize to get things going in a public urinal.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 01:00 PM       
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I wanna piss on a girl some time . Not to get off on it, but if it's a girl I really hate or something but still manage to get in the sack, I wanna pee on her.
On? What about in?
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 05:08 PM       
Isn't there some movie where a dude is talking about how he pissed in a girl to wash his jizz out of her and it traumatized him because she reacted so poorly?
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Old Nov 6th, 2009, 02:53 PM       
Peeing in a girl would kinda gross me out, I think. I mean, once you have your dick in a girl's vag, there's not a lot of room in there for much else... which means if you started to pee, it'd come leaking out like water from a cracked dam.
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Old Nov 6th, 2009, 03:05 PM       
That is why you make sure you are at her place. On her bed.
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 12:38 PM       
This girl was going down on my friend Sean. Sean was drunk and passed out during this. He ended up peeing in her mouth but she didn't realize it at first because she thought he was coming. Backseat of a car too.
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 12:59 PM       
She must also have been drunk. Could she not taste the difference? And if the dude I was licking passed out, I'd draw on him and move on.
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 04:24 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 07:21 PM       
so your friend sean pisses himself when he's drunk?

ugh drunks with peeing problems are so gross. My brotherinlaw pees on doors for god knows what reason when he gets really drunk.
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 08:41 PM       
WHERE IS DIXIE WITH ALL THIS TALK OF PISSING ON THINGS?
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 09:10 PM       
Nothing like a little liquid discipline.
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 10:26 PM       
Fathom, did you pee inside of that stalker chick? It's the only way to make sure she'll leave you alone for good.
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 11:10 PM       
Naw, but she's got a gap in her teeth that'd make a whistling sound with my urine.
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 11:30 PM       
Your dick is THAT small that it would slip between her teeth???

Awsnap! Don't go there babydoll.
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 11:45 PM       
I don't believe you got the point that I was going to piss all over her gap-toothed face.
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