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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 03:50 AM       
I smoke because I'm half gay.
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 08:29 AM       
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 09:03 AM       
I smoke because when I'm in some slightly awkward social situation it gives me something to pretend to be concentrating on.

It also gives my hands something to do.
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 12:59 PM       
Yeah, otherwise they might be REACHIN' FOR COCK!
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 02:01 PM       
I smoke if I drink a LOT.
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 02:04 PM       
yea i smoke if i drink a lot or do a lot of opiates
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 07:00 PM       
No, no, see, I get it. Bod is from the UK, where a cigarette is a fag. Also, a pejorative term for homosexuals is fag. Therefore, fags are for fags.

That's a long way to go to turn a clever phrase. Well played.
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 07:43 PM       
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I smoke if I drink a LOT.
You should get that fixed.
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 08:25 PM       
Well dr, how do you propose I take care of it?
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 10:26 PM       
Maybe you're using the wrong fuel?
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 10:56 PM       
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 01:50 AM       
I CAME HERE TO BEAT YOU FUCKS NOW GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 01:51 AM       
You're just gonna buy cigarettes with it, fag.
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 04:42 PM       
GW you moron, Periques aren't faggy and neither are luckys. But anybody who smokes Djarums is a poser hipster/goth wannabe. I smoke American Spirit Roll-yer-owns. Cuz I ain't gonna pay extra money just to get less nicotene and tar
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 04:45 PM       

i have been rolling for 2 years now and can roll a perfect cig every time.
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 07:49 PM       
I smoke because I like the taste, that's pretty faggy.

With a holder. :gay
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 09:18 PM       
Is a pipe gay?
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 11:18 PM       
Who smokes a pipe?
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 11:52 PM       
I don't know why the fuck I even smoke but I know I won't buy anything that's not a menthol. Camel Menthol Lights and Newport Lights UP IN THIS BITCH.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 12:39 AM       
Menthol's are racist, you jerk.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 12:58 AM       
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Who smokes a pipe?
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 01:06 AM       
Pipe smoke smells sweet. You can get all these different kinds of flavors, too.

Pipe > cigarettes.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 01:28 AM       
I got a pipe for Christmas and smoked it every day for a month until it broke in half from burning too hot or some bullshit. I loved the hell out of it.

I'm dying to try a hookah, too, mabye I'll get one of those next.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 01:30 AM       
Hookah is fun as shit. We did it all the time in Iraq.

DO IT.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 01:59 AM       
Hookahs are very nice.
I used to have 2 of them, a giant green bastard I named the "Green Manalishi", mostly because it was green and had 2 hoses. And a little one we called "Emerald". I gave Green Manalishi to a friend last year, I might still have my little one though.
Seth should be here for this, hookahs and pipes are totally his thing.
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