Is it me or is smoking for gays?

[Dixie]

I smoke because I'm half gay.

[pac-man]

Originally Posted by Bod

pac-man is angry

Always.

[MetalMilitia]

I smoke because when I'm in some slightly awkward social situation it gives me something to pretend to be concentrating on.

It also gives my hands something to do.

[Zomboid]

Yeah, otherwise they might be REACHIN' FOR COCK!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I smoke if I drink a LOT.

[kahljorn]

yea i smoke if i drink a lot or do a lot of opiates

[Skulhedface]

No, no, see, I get it. Bod is from the UK, where a cigarette is a fag. Also, a pejorative term for homosexuals is fag. Therefore, fags are for fags.

That's a long way to go to turn a clever phrase. Well played.

[Dixie]

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

I smoke if I drink a LOT.

You should get that fixed.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Well dr, how do you propose I take care of it?

[Dixie]

Maybe you're using the wrong fuel?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Ba-Zing

[Misdemonar]

I CAME HERE TO BEAT YOU FUCKS NOW GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY

[Tadao]

You're just gonna buy cigarettes with it, fag.

[Big McLargehuge]

GW you moron, Periques aren't faggy and neither are luckys. But anybody who smokes Djarums is a poser hipster/goth wannabe. I smoke American Spirit Roll-yer-owns. Cuz I ain't gonna pay extra money just to get less nicotene and tar

[Big McLargehuge]

i have been rolling for 2 years now and can roll a perfect cig every time.

[Guitar Woman]

I smoke because I like the taste, that's pretty faggy.

With a holder. :gay

[HickMan]

Is a pipe gay?

[pac-man]

Who smokes a pipe?

[WhiteRat]

I don't know why the fuck I even smoke but I know I won't buy anything that's not a menthol. Camel Menthol Lights and Newport Lights UP IN THIS BITCH.

[BLEU]

Menthol's are racist, you jerk.

[HickMan]

Originally Posted by pac-man

Who smokes a pipe?

I do

[BLEU]

Pipe smoke smells sweet. You can get all these different kinds of flavors, too.

Pipe > cigarettes.

[Guitar Woman]

I got a pipe for Christmas and smoked it every day for a month until it broke in half from burning too hot or some bullshit. I loved the hell out of it.

I'm dying to try a hookah, too, mabye I'll get one of those next.

[BLEU]

Hookah is fun as shit. We did it all the time in Iraq.

DO IT.

[Dixie]

Hookahs are very nice.
I used to have 2 of them, a giant green bastard I named the "Green Manalishi", mostly because it was green and had 2 hoses. And a little one we called "Emerald". I gave Green Manalishi to a friend last year, I might still have my little one though.
Seth should be here for this, hookahs and pipes are totally his thing.