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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 01:34 AM        Electric Cigarettes
I got an electric cigarette. Honestly, it's pretty badass.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 02:00 AM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 02:01 AM       
what are those things? I've seen them before but didn't understand.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 02:07 AM       
It provides nicotine and the burning sensation without tar and evil smoke.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 10:03 PM       
BULLSHIT You moron you bought a gutted mechanical pencil from a guy at the fair.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 10:15 PM       
Is that more friendly with people who is around?
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 10:36 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 10:38 PM       
He's wondering if it's better to use that instead of smoking cigs around other people. You know, second hand smoke and such.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 10:42 PM       
Oh. Ohhhhh.
I wonder if you can still burn a detainee's eye out with one.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 10:45 PM       
Why not just chew nicotine gum? Or fucking give up?

I saw a youtube video of some guy flogging them off for 100 US, and it looks pretty dumb, sort of like those elongated things that Cruella de Ville smokes out of. I suppose it's better than actual smoking.

He was breathing out something that at least looked like smoke, it may have been 'vapour'. It hasn't got all the chemicals in it, so it's most likely going to be better for people around you.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 10:45 PM       
I hope they're not as terrible as those smokeless cigarettes that R.J. Reynolds used to sell.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 10:58 PM       
Seen these things in the mall near me. Called "white cloud" or something, I believe they even have cigars. They light up blue instead of red, and I'm PRETTY sure they haven't fully legalized them yet.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:01 PM       
Im quite skeptical about these things. Im sure they dont burn smoke or get tar in your lungs but theres gotta be something radioactive or asbestos behind that thing =X
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:16 PM       
I think it's more for the people who do it as a habit without an actual nicotine addiction. The smoke in question, water vapor. Or I'm thinking of a different brand of fake cigarette.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:31 PM       
Yeah, I gotta agree. It looks more for the people that need an analogue for a cigarette, something to hold between their fingers.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 02:19 AM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 03:02 AM       
I saw these at the L.A County fair a couple days ago. Some dude was explaining it to me and blew "vapor" in my face. I was like wtf? He's like "It's ok it's vapor." Keep your vapor outa my face!
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 04:29 AM       
You should have spit in his face and told him it's ok it'll turn to vapor in this heat.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 09:30 PM       
Breathing in chemical laden vapor is probably worse than smoke.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 10:05 PM       
What about musical cigarettes?
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 10:47 PM       
God, I was watching him demo one and he ALSO spit the vapor out into peoples faces, like they wouldn't care because it's "harmless"
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 11:26 PM       
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Some dude was explaining it to me and blew "vapor" in my face.
You should have clutched your face and started screaming.
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 02:04 AM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2009, 12:40 AM       
Then you 'accidentally' swallow one and pretend that it's sucking up all of your fluids.
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