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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 11:50 AM       
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You wanted to join the navy, but then shit got to real on you and you told the recruiter you were OCD or some pussy shit so that you could look like you tryed but it's someone elses fault you can't be a man. THIS IS A RECURRING THEME FOR YOU.
well tanx for the psycho analyzsis and if youre wondering were i went i had to go cut my wrists while listening to some my chemical romance to get over the pain of your scathing word volley that destroyed me as a man
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 12:11 PM       
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Actually, in my opinion, this is the best piece of advice in this entire thread. No offense to anyone else who may have made a similar comment. I'm not singling out BTC (but I do like his style), because I think everyone not named "Lumpy" made a similar comment somewhere in this thread.

TAKE THE ADVICE, DUDE!
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 12:14 PM       
yes yes already did took care of it christ im not gonna beat the shit outta my ddamn mom just told her to go fuck herself called her a cunt and left
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 12:42 PM       
So what is the reason for this thread?
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 12:55 PM       
YOU WOULD HAVE DONE VERY WELL IN THE NAVY
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 06:58 PM       
My mom didn't like cats until I brought Tinker home. Then when I moved out she wouldn't let me take my cat because she got too attached. Hope that helps.
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 08:12 PM       
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well tanx for the psycho analyzsis and if youre wondering were i went i had to go cut my wrists while listening to some my chemical romance to get over the pain of your scathing word volley that destroyed me as a man
your sarcasm translates as immaturity you fuck
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 09:57 PM       
i never claimed to be mature
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 10:03 PM       
and the whole point was she can be very sensistive(as she should be) to people hating her because of her being black so i was just trying to figure out wether i should just lie about my mom or tell her gently or be blunt about it is all I figured someone on here had to have been there before and could gimme a lil advice
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 10:29 PM       
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i should just lie about my mom
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 11:08 PM       
Lie about her. Then continue lying about her for the rest of the relationship. And hey, why not lie to your mom about dating a black girl, too?
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 11:31 PM       
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fucking little mommas boy
the not talking to my mom and the fact that i dont live with her and havent for over a year makes me a mammas boy how? idi was protecting my mom i wouldnt be going out with my gf. shes known sice the start of our relationship way back in august obviously if i was a mamas boy id have dumped her by now
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 11:45 PM       
no, you are using the black girl to get attention from your mom, your sick
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 12:03 AM       
nah i honestly thought about that being a fan of psycho analysis and self analysis but i honestly love her
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 11:13 AM       
Tell your mom your gay and that she is a he. If she is all 1950s crazy like you say she should be so disgusted she never wants to meet your significant other. You then tell her (your girl) that your mom died a long time ago and your really sensitive about it. She might just feel bad for you and put out.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 07:37 PM       
LUMPSIAN

you're 20 years old (according to your profile). stop fucking defending yourself you fucking idiot. grow the fuck up and learn shit

and fucking go to hell
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 07:44 PM       
HE ACTS ALL GROWN UP, YET HE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WEATHER TO TELL HIS GIRL ABOUT HIS MOMS DEEP HATRED FOR HER RACE.

I bet she's milado and he likes to call her black cause he thinks it's cool.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 07:54 PM       
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grow the fuck up and learn shitl

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Have they met yet Lumpisan?
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 09:33 PM       
nah i dont think they ever will honestly tho i am really tempted to so i can film that shit for youtube.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 10:33 PM       
I'm reasonably sure it's 'mulatto'.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 11:08 PM       
you racist australians would know
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 01:13 AM       
idk what mullato is
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 01:29 AM       
It's a latte that's half coffee and half milk, if you know what I mean.
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 02:17 AM       
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nah i dont think they ever will honestly tho i am really tempted to so i can film that shit for youtube.
oh my god do it it will be so funny lol
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