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Old Apr 26th, 2010, 09:43 PM       
HEY PHEONIX GAMMA HOOK ME UP WITH THIS CHICK

I'LL POUND HER DAYLIGHTS OUT, CRAZY CHICKS ARE MY SPECIALTY
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Old Apr 26th, 2010, 10:16 PM       
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Elements of this thread made me want to go reread 10k's drama from back in December and January
Don't. It doesn't end well.

EDIT: Speaking of drama, what about George's little episode? He still has to deliver the punchline. Is he in hiding with Willie or what?
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Old Apr 26th, 2010, 10:51 PM       
FEASTING WTF I WANT TO DATE AND HAVE SEX. I DON'T WANT TO CONSUME THEM. GROSS.
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 12:09 AM       
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Don't. It doesn't end well.
What? Did he get married?
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 07:09 AM       
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Don't. It doesn't end well.

EDIT: Speaking of drama, what about George's little episode? He still has to deliver the punchline. Is he in hiding with Willie or what?
It doesn't really end at all, we never got closure on Lizzy's possible pending incarceration for identity theft or if she's 10k's baby-mama (of if the pregnancy was even real for that matter)

Just like no closure on the George saga
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 10:16 AM       
You guys know as much as me actually. She is still on the lamb as far as I know.
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 11:41 AM       
She has enough money for a new tattoo.

http://s225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/

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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 12:01 PM       
I'm at work so its blocked. I probably should call the sheriff when I get home.
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 12:47 PM       
It's so creepy still seeing pictures of her with you.
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 01:44 PM       
That is super creepy. I'm going to have to put new gf picks up then.

Phoenix, where are the pics at???
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 01:54 PM       
is 10k's story in thread back ups?
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 02:00 PM       
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It doesn't really end at all, we never got closure on Lizzy's possible pending incarceration for identity theft or if she's 10k's baby-mama (of if the pregnancy was even real for that matter)
Yes, that's what I meant, of course, by not ending well.

She's still out there .....
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 02:06 PM       
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That is super creepy. I'm going to have to put new gf picks up then.

Phoenix, where are the pics at???
What pics? Of her? I don't have any, and I don't feel like creeping through her Facebook to get them.

Er, I mean...

HEY I'M NOT GONNA SEE HER TODAY OR TOMORROW HELL I MIGHT NOT SEE HER FOR A WHOLE WEEK THAT'S PRETTY GOOD I HOPE SHE DOESN'T TEXT ME THOUGH MY INBOX IS ALMOST FULL CAUSE OF HER.
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 02:37 PM       
You should take pics of here that way we can decide how crazy she is. We are experts.
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 02:40 PM       
Make sure she's naked too so we can more accurately assess how crazy she is.
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 02:47 PM       
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is 10k's story in thread back ups?
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69703811
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http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69701432

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Make sure she's naked too so we can more accurately assess how crazy she is.
That is really the easiest way to figure it out.
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 11:27 PM       
i think anal sex is kinda disgusting tbh

i don't understand why most guys put it up on a pedestal
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 12:09 AM       
The one time my gf asked for it, we didn't know what we were doing. We were like 21 years old or something and I got board trying to put it in he ass so I just fucked her pee hole instead.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 12:24 AM       
there's a very small margin area for success when it comes to that. when you're first learning it's kind of guaranteed to be awful. it's sorta like driving a golf ball i think. when you're a beginner and just starting out on your first practice rounds 1 of 2 things is bound to happen. 1 - you hit the ball improperly and it causes reverberations to go through your arm that leave your hand hurting for a long time which is a totally unpleasant unforgettable feeling. or 2 - you swing it perfectly and it's nice and smooth and awesome. you're going to miss a lot at first but then once you've properly learned how you'll have it down for good and it'll always go great. and i think that consistency is why guys like it so much. although there are lots of other things like not being able to get pregnant that probably contribute to the appeal..


and i guess it is always kinda gross but what sex isnt?
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 12:41 AM       
sucking on pussy is not gross. it's yummy

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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 12:58 AM       
You're right there Tadao, but 16 year old girls teaching us about anal sex is a bit wrong.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 01:05 AM       
I hate when I'm jerking to porn and a girl gets ass fucked. That's not a pretty sight.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 01:33 AM       
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You're right there Tadao, but 16 year old girls teaching us about anal sex is a bit wrong.
Shes 17. Round these parts thats legal.

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This! Because its the truest of truths ever to be truthed.



Personally I think the draw to anal isnt so much that it feels good. Although in some cases it is tighter and that can be a good thing. Its more... This chick is letting me stick it in her pooper! :airhorn
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 01:36 AM       
I think it has everything to do with abuse power sex. Anal usually is done while choking the bitch and spitting into her mouth while her whore mascara runs down her tear stained cheeks.

Also I think Shrub just came.
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