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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 03:15 PM        I wanna cut off my balls.
God dman mother fucking peak sexual frustration bullshit and i have no way of satisfying it or even annuling it without fucking wet dreams.

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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 03:34 PM       
Please explain in detail.
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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 03:53 PM       
I'm gonna assume your frustration would quickly be replaced by regret / depression if you followed through.
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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 08:40 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 09:37 PM       
Only one with a bunch of on-screen graphics. I don't want shyguy to get distracted.
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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 09:58 PM       
Masturbation is god damn futile guys. I'm just being weighed down here. I'm angry because it seems like I'm ALWAYS masturbating and getting fucking no where. Even getting thoughts WHEN I shouldn't be getting them.
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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 10:08 PM       
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persist...ousal_syndrome

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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 10:45 PM       
I plan on cutting my balls off as soon as my kid pops out. Does anyone know if a guy gets fixed you can still shoot cum?
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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 11:50 PM       
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I'm angry because it seems like I'm ALWAYS masturbating and getting fucking no where. Even getting thoughts WHEN I shouldn't be getting them.
Ever hear those ridiculous statistics about how often men think about sex? They're big numbers for a reason.

Honestly, are you really getting upset because you're getting wood at inappropriate times? Just wear some baggy pants and turn away from anyone who might notice the bulging in your pants. I'd say think about baseball, but being bored is usually what gets my mind wandering in the direction in the first place.

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Then lose some weight.
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I plan on cutting my balls off as soon as my kid pops out. Does anyone know if a guy gets fixed you can still shoot cum?
Nope, never again. Not only that, but your dick becomes thinner and more flaccid. Your won't ever have enough blood pressure to have a full erection.
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 02:01 AM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 02:08 AM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 02:50 AM       
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I wonder how the old folks are tonight
Her name was Ann and I'll be damned if I recall her face
She left me not knowin' what to do
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 02:51 AM       
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God damn it.

No, it's not about getting a woody just because the bus is vibrating. I just feel that a lot of my emotions and judgement is being affected by it and I get tired as shit just trying to decipher them all and where they're coming from. Hell, I have trouble in general just picking out what I'm feeling other than severe depression.

Plus I hate changing under pants just because of a fucking elephant.
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 02:54 AM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 03:05 AM       
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No, it's not about getting a woody just because the bus is vibrating. I just feel that a lot of my emotions and judgement is being affected by it and I get tired as shit just trying to decipher them all and where they're coming from. Hell, I have trouble in general just picking out what I'm feeling other than severe depression.
I'm assuming you're a teenager, in which case it's all hormones, and you'll grow out of it eventually. If you're not a teenager, you need hormone therapy. Or you need to get laid. Either will do.

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Plus I hate changing under pants just because of a fucking elephant.
And stop with the obscure euphemisms. I can't tell if you prematurely ejaculated, or if you shat yourself because of something you saw at the zoo.
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I'm assuming you're a teenager, in which case it's all hormones, and you'll grow out of it eventually. If you're not a teenager, you need hormone therapy. Or you need to get laid. Either will do.
I hear the town whore is in cahoots with the mortician.

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And stop with the obscure euphemisms. I can't tell if you prematurely ejaculated, or if you shat yourself because of something you saw at the zoo.
Now I can't go the the zoo. Thank alot.
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 04:03 AM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 04:27 AM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 04:50 AM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 07:29 AM       
Or go jump in a pool preferably non heated
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