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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:41 PM        UM WTF?
Why the hell did you put that on my sig, DID I SAY YOU COULD?
no i did not! FFS will you people grow the hell up..

First you lock my thread's cuz you cant handle me, then you put on my sig that everything i post is completly useless.

Well i think a whole lot of you are completly useless and need to
get bent, fucked, screwed and bashed in the head. YOU WEAK fuckers..


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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:42 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:44 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:44 PM       
The only time your not useless is when your in an apron making me something and bringing me beer, so git to it and start servin'.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:44 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:45 PM       
Drunk,

Get over here and do what you do best, being on your knee's begging me pretty please..

Clown who are you calling a nerd?
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:48 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:49 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:50 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:51 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:51 PM       
This thread is really great now.






Really.







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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:53 PM       
Alright, seriously sexy... Shut the fuck up already. You're starting to get annoying. I will ban your lame ass if you don't have anything to contribute.
I don't care if you're retarded or not... Trust me, there are plenty like you already registered on these boards. Just do something different other than atrophy these boards with your nonsense and name calling. Understood? All I'm looking for is a "yes" or "no".
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:54 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:54 PM       
"I'll ban you"...WAH WAH WAH...cry me a fucking river, build a bridge and get the fuck over it. Take some midol Mcclain.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:55 PM       
Sexy, back to your post missy! My statuette need worshipping.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:59 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:02 PM       
Lmfao BAN ME FOR WHAT?

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come here let me spank you..

Flamesy THIS IS JUST GAY. but entertaining..


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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:04 PM       
Ban you for being annoying. Got a problem with it?
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:04 PM        Re:
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then you put on my sig that everything i post is completly useless.

At least he's not lying.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:05 PM       
Waaaaaiit a secound

Now sexy is indeed useless and annoying, but she is far from the worst. Why stop at sexy? Why not ban Mad Max?






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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:06 PM       
Because I am on a power trip and sexy is the closest retard.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:06 PM       
I think y'all are just sexest...
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:06 PM       
Well I tried.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:07 PM       
"The shrink charm doesn't affect what's inside, as you would have noticed. You have to be careful of this. Forgetting this could have disastrous results. On the other hand, this can also have some positive side effects. Imagine if I had shrunk Hagrid's head. His tongue would have remained as long as it is..." She didn't bother to finish her sentence and Harry noticed that most of the girls were now blushing and looking down very intently at their desks. At least half the class had one hand below their desks and what was that pink thing around Lavender Brown's ankles?

"Now," she said, regaining her composure and looking at Hagrid who was leaning back against the wall, looking exhausted. His erection had subsided. "I'll have to teach you something that I was planning to defer till next week. This spell is useful to bring back (or if the need occurs) bring up an erection. Erecthium!"

Hagrid gasped and pushed his head back against the wall as his cock started to rise again. Speaking directly to the girls Professor McGonagall said, "While this revives his cock, it does not refill his balls. That means that this time he'll last longer, much longer." All the girls giggled and looked down, pretending to write the spell on their pieces of parchment.

Harry turned to crib about this partisan behavior of McGonagall's to Ron but he saw that Ron had shifted his desk forward and was looking rather intently at Hermione. Curious, Harry looked over at her and saw that where at the beginning of the class there had been a flat chest, Hermione now sported a decent pair of tits. At least 30, by the looks of them, he thought. To avoid tearing open her gown, she had loosened a couple of the top hooks. Being almost tit-less as a norm, she wore no bra beneath her gown. A nice cleavage was visible on her 14-year-old chest. She would have noticed Harry and Ron staring but she was too busy admiring her own perky tits. Looking as he was at her, Harry couldn't help looking beyond her at Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown. Now they were sitting on the same bench and their hands were at each other's cunts. Damn, he thought, I didn't think that that Lavender was a lesbian. None of other students seemed to have noticed the move. All were busy looking at Hagrid and McGonagall at the front of the class.

"So close contact does not do any harm," McGonagall was saying. "Even extreme contact between two charmed people doesn't do any harm."

She went to her knees again and tried to take Hagrid in her mouth. Being the size he was she could barely get his cock-head into her widely stretched mouth. Hagrid groaned and rolled his eyes upwards. You could see that he was desperately trying to control himself. Any lustful action now could easily break her jaw. The way he sucked in his stomach, Harry could imagine Hagrid almost willing himself smaller.

"Nothing happens," mumbled Professor McGonagall between sucks of Hagrid's cock. But instead of rising to her feet, she continued sucking. Between sucks she would push the cock down to her tits and collect a bit of the cum drying there on the cock-head. Then she would take the cock back in her mouth.

"She's drinking his cum like its butterbeer," whispered Ron in Harry's ear. Harry nodded and grinned at Ron.

"Listen," whispered Ron, "about Hermione..."

Hermione was good friends with both Ron and Harry. Harry could see that Ron was troubled by the thought that what he was thinking and hoping to do may mean the end of their friendship. Harry shook his head. "She's a friend, that's all. All the best to you. Now Lavender would be a different matter altogether."

"I'll help you and you help me," said Ron smiling.

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