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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 06:03 PM        Fuck you and your Atkins
All the time, I hear people talking about how they're on the Atkins diet, and how great it is. Now, I see ads for "Atkins-friendly" food at Subway and Applebees or whatever the fuck. I'm sick of this fucking Atkins diet being shoved down my throat. Whatever happened to eating right and exercising, you lazy assholes?

Well, the joke's on you. Because the person who created this diet was a fat fuck. At the time of his death, he weighed 258 pounds.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/02/10....ap/index.html

The articles mentions the weight gain took place between his accident and his death, but I don't care. He was fat, he was fat, he was fat. And if he wasn't fat, his diet is the reason he died. He slipped and hit his head on the sidewalk. A fatt man would have landed differently, and not taken such an impact to the head. IRONY.

So yeah, fuck you and your Atkins. You follow the advice of a fat, old, dead man.
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 06:16 PM       
my sister's boyfriend's health detriorated few weeks after he got started on the atkin's diet.
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 08:54 PM       
yeah, when I worked at the Health Food Store there was a bunch of Atkins stuff, like books and Bread and other stuff. I think only a few people actually bought it tho. So I don't know why its so popular.

I agree with James about the Exercising and eatting right.
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 08:59 PM       
Miracle diets are always popular until people realize it's killing them, then it's back to good ol' anorexia.
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:02 PM       
its possible that mr. atkins and the crew attempted to pull a marketing scam by showing (false) stats for the public to view and to trick people into thinking it's widely popular.

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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:03 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:06 PM       
oh you ppor thing. little rongi dont like this thread. thanks for remidning us. its really helpful that you acknowledge us something you dont like and we will try and improve it for you and for you only. would that make you happy now? yes? no?
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:08 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:12 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:16 PM        Re: Fuck you and your Atkins
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You follow the advice of a fat, old, dead man.
you mean John Candy?
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:18 PM       
Atkins method was true, and is recommended by doctors now. But the danger isn't that it works, the danger is that getting too much protein and not enough carbs causes gradual heart and liver damage.
Thats why it is suggested only to stay on it for a few months.

The guy that discovered the relation to what causes fat in the body didn't discover run accross it because he was trying to figure out a way to stay thin. He was a scientist, not a nutritionist. So why would he have to go on a diet that others developed from his discovery?
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:18 PM       
Diets? what are these "diets" fuck DIETS, nothing good ever comes from these DIEts.


I say we do it the ol Richard Simmon's way. Now HE is man WORTHY of taking over my daily food consumage.
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:20 PM       
Now i hear that old man was in the comatose bed with 60 pounds of liquid or something, before he tripped and died.
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:21 PM       
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I say we do it the ol Richard Simmon's way.
You mean like "reverse cowboy"?
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:29 PM       
If you go on Atkins, just be sure to modify the diet so that you get your veggies. Bread is the real evil.
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:30 PM       
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I say we do it the ol Richard Simmon's way.
You mean like "reverse cowboy"?
WHATEVER that is required for us burn fat in an ultra fun and manly way
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:44 PM       
the really funny thing about the adkins diet, or the very similar South Beach diet, is that when the dieter begins to add carbs back into the diet, the lard comes back....much quicker than before.
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 11:43 PM       
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seriously shut up
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 11:45 PM       
Ooooo, hunni, I'm feelin naughty. Let's make TOAST! :lewisblack
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 11:46 PM       
i saw that. it was hilarious
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 11:48 PM       
willie says that i wouldn't die on atkins, but i think that i would because i'm a vegetarian and i'm a bad vegetarian who loves loves loves bread and pasta.
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 11:51 PM       
edit opps i didnt read

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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 11:51 PM       
There's nothing wrong with bread and pasta. You just gotta have everything in a good balance. Eat whatever the hell you want.

ohandbytheway: I hope you get your protien in other ways. Glowbelly. That could be a problem, too. But I suppose you eat a lot of beans and such.
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 11:53 PM       
she eats eggs :D

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