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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 04:16 AM        Jesus loves you
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 04:20 AM       
"Jesus wants us to be hot for Him"

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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 05:01 AM       


I lost it at Habu's Corner.
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 05:19 AM       
I liked the atheist =D
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 06:22 AM       
I laughed so hard at the Halloween section that my roommate pissed on himself and vomited on the floor. he's also got the plague or summin.
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 06:29 AM       
I couldn't even get passed "The "z" is for "zealousness"" without laughing.



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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 12:13 PM       
"Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?"





Edit: Does anybody else notice the Professor Giraffenstein has a jewish name
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 12:18 PM       
BAH I DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING, I'M STAYING HOME ON SUNDAY


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Make a nail just like the ones used by the Romans to crucify Our Lord. A thought-provoking project that will impress upon your children the suffering that Jesus went through on their behalf. Makes a great Christmas ornament!

Caution: Pointy edges. Not for children under 5.

Requires: 1 sheet of paper or card stock, scissors, scoring tool, glue or tape.
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 12:20 PM       
[center:6f487f1991]WARNING
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.[/center:6f487f1991]
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 01:18 PM       
You guys know this is a joke site, right?
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 01:36 PM       
The giraffe is the best.
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 02:25 PM       
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You guys know this is a joke site, right?
SECULAR LIES!!!
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 02:31 PM       

"BOO! I'm John the Baptist, and these are my many exciting exploits..."

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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 02:34 PM       
Mmmm Lambuel looks edible. Some nice lamb chops wouldn't hurt.
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 03:52 PM       
why the fuck would Ruby the Lioness want to fuck that frail little lamb? She would go feral on his ass saturday night then ask for fogiveness in church the next morning.
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 03:55 PM       
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Everyone loves candy, but it doesn't really provide nourishment - for the body or the soul. Instead of handing out candy to the trick-or-treaters, why not give them something a little meatier? Why not give them Bible tracts!
mmmm!! sounds de-licious!
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 04:26 PM       
No shit, Emu. Kanga-Jew and the answer to the T-Rex question didn't give it away?
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 06:31 AM       
Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew! OMG THAT BLEW ME AWAY!
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 03:21 PM       
Heh heh...fuckin A!
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 03:58 PM       
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Heh heh...fuckin A!
You. I hate you already.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 04:25 PM       
[center:5f3064e139]What is Black and White and Red all over?

The Bible! We can read it's facts in black and white
and it's red with the blood that Jesus spilled
on the Cross because of His Love for us![/center:5f3064e139]
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 04:39 PM       


Avatar, right there.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 04:41 PM       
hahah check this site out too its grteat

www.jesusdressup.com
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 08:37 PM       
Introducing....

THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!


JESUS AND THE PIRATE!

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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 09:11 PM       
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"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!
So, the real message here is, allowing yourself to be crucified is cool?
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