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Les Waste · #1

While I was watching Iron Chef tonight (

) I saw that annoying ass commercial for Jamaica. I noticed this before, but seeing the commercial again reminded me of something. All the black people are serving white people.

The only black people in that commercial were a caddie (who was carrying white peoples's clubs), two waiters (serving white people) and a dancing black woman, who was being completely obscured by a white woman.

Come to Jamaica! There are only friendly negros as long as you don't travel inside the country! Stay at the resorts, devils!

GnrySgtHartman · #2

Please do not be rascist.

The Retro Kat · #3

They also left out the part about the surplus of marijuana.

slavemason · #4

There is no such thing as surplus marijuana, it's simply marijuana over there.

The Retro Kat · #5

C'est vrai.

Les Waste · #6

A surplus would suggest they can't smoke it fast enough. :/

The Retro Kat · #7

1. We all know those crazy Jamaicans could
2. Surplus does not mean that.

Main Entry: sur·plus
Pronunciation: 's&r-(")pl&s
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Medieval Latin superplus, from Latin super- + plus more -- more at PLUS
Date: 14th century
1 a : the amount that remains when use or need is satisfied b : an excess of receipts over disbursements
2 : the excess of a corporation's net worth over the par or stated value of its capital stock
- surplus adjective

slavemason · #8

I'll start out by throwing out your 2nd definition. I'm not burning down with Donald Trump.
Secondlyl, I'll go to the 1st: 1 a : the amount that remains when use or need is satisfied.
IT"S NEVER SATISFIED! Jesus, where is Jesus when you need Jesus?

Les Waste · #9

Retro Kat, you're an idiot

Don't you think there would be no "amount that remains when use or need is satisfied" when people in Jamaica smoke marijuana non stop? You can't have a surplus when the need is never satisfied.