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Old Apr 15th, 2007, 07:14 PM        Site Slow?
The past few weeks or more this site keeps lagging...anyone else find this to be true?
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 09:32 AM       
Yeah...
The homepage lags a bit for me and it takes a while to get onto the forum, especially when replying to something from an e-mail
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 06:02 PM       
It's like there is a delay everytime I post...someone reading my posts before they go up just in case I say something rude?
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 06:49 PM       
Or how about the FBI theory - checking all your activity looking for anything incriminating
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Old Apr 25th, 2007, 08:02 AM       
No fartin, for the 50th time, no-one is screening your posts.
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Old Apr 25th, 2007, 12:52 PM       
Maybe you should start
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Old Apr 25th, 2007, 12:54 PM       
Damn you, Zombies! I was gonna take that cheap shot!
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Old May 10th, 2007, 11:22 PM       
I was about to make a thread about this. For real dudes, shit is slow.
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Old May 10th, 2007, 11:22 PM       
This shit is so slow I post twice for no reason.
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Old May 15th, 2007, 11:10 AM       
I've noticed the site has been extremely slow the past couple weeks as well.
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Old May 15th, 2007, 11:12 AM       
I'm talking with our host about yet another server upgrade cuz of all the traffic (bye bye money), but until we settle on the upgrade package, things will be running a bit slow.
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Old May 18th, 2007, 06:33 PM       
Damn harbingers of bad luck
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Old May 23rd, 2007, 06:14 PM       
I will contribute considering I'm so hated and an asshole Just don't spend my money on purple sugar crap stuff.
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Old May 24th, 2007, 07:23 PM       
I've noticed the slowdown and I also noticed that there is now usually over 60 lurkers/guests listed in the users logged in thing.
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Old May 24th, 2007, 07:36 PM       
guys i haven't made a new account in a while so i don't know if it's doing this or not but if you put a CAPTCHA or something like that on making new accounts and maybe even on the first 1-10 posts someone makes it will make it a lot harder for bullcrap spambots to ruin the forums
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Old May 24th, 2007, 10:37 PM       
The problem seemed to start when the Forum changed. And I've noticed that the larger the thread, the slower it loads. As if the site has to compile the entire thread before it can show it to me. I think this new forum is draining your bandwidth.
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Old May 25th, 2007, 05:52 AM       
see also http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25783
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Old May 25th, 2007, 05:10 PM       
also use-ful would be to auto-delete accounts with 0 posts AND 0 pms (i.e. all theyd have to do is send a admin a pm sayin "hay i am a lurker and dont wanna delurk plz dont delete my account" and they'd be set) that are still inactive after a week
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Old May 25th, 2007, 05:46 PM       
The threads don't appear if I click them from my e-mail anymore - just remain blank. I have to physically go to the forum, and find them now
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Old May 30th, 2007, 01:14 AM       
The site seems to be back to normal
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Old Jun 9th, 2007, 08:33 PM       
it has been getting really slow, lately ;o
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Old Jun 9th, 2007, 09:05 PM       
If mockery takes a look at the server stats, maybe we can find out whether the bandwidth really is being used up on the forum side or the main page side, and then act accordingly.

For the record, it's getting dangerously slow. Slow enough to turn people away, I think.
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Old Jun 10th, 2007, 04:54 AM       
i bet its your fault jerk
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Old Jun 10th, 2007, 03:05 PM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2007, 11:40 PM       
no i'm trying to get you to stop posting so goddamn much because you're intolerable
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