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Mockery · #1

The all new I-Mockery Club Pack #4 (aka: "The Halloween Club Pack") is now here. It's loaded with spooky stories, articles, comics, and more. As usual, there's also some extra goodies in there... new glow-in-the-dark skull buttons, two packs of out-of-print Elm Street stickers (for a total of 12 stickers), and a nifty lil' toy surprise. So check it out and please help support the site by purchasing the latest club pack.

I-MOCKERY'S HALLOWEEN CLUB PACK!:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Club

Thankee,

-RoG-

FS · #2

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mockery · #3

The Squigly button will have a new button friend now.

Rez · #4

never gotten a club pack before...

expect $6 in the mail before the month's end

the old new · #5

i think i will order another club pack #3 and one #4.How many #3s do you have rog?

hobo · #6

this will be my first....but i currently have $2.38.

Mockery · #7

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Originally Posted by Rez

never gotten a club pack before...

expect $6 in the mail before the month's end

Why thank you, and don't forget that extra .50 cents. Without it, my entire world will collapse. The foundations of this site will crumble without that extra .50 cents! o.o

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Originally Posted by the old new

i think i will order another club pack #3 and one #4. How many #3s do you have rog?

I think I *might* have about 10 left, there's not too many more, so if you are gonna order club pack #3 I'd definitely suggest doing it soon. Thanks

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Originally Posted by hobo

this will be my first....but i currently have $2.38.

This will be the greatest challenge of your life. Can you raise $3.12 before Club Pack #4 sells out. :o

Thanks to those of you who have already ordered the club packs, I'll probably send out the first batch of them late this week or over the weekend.

-RoG-

Rez · #8

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Originally Posted by Mockery

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rez

never gotten a club pack before...

expect $6 in the mail before the month's end

Why thank you, and don't forget that extra .50 cents. Without it, my entire world will collapse. The foundations of this site will crumble without that extra .50 cents! o.o

-RoG-

cept i'm still in the us, so i'm giving you .50 cents.

because i hate change, and so i dont bestow it upon others... and i'd rather give more, becuse i like what you do.

i would give ten... but i'm not that rich

hobo · #9

i found some money and just ordered

Mockery · #10

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Originally Posted by Rez

cept i'm still in the us, so i'm giving you .50 cents.

because i hate change, and so i dont bestow it upon others... and i'd rather give more, becuse i like what you do.

i would give ten... but i'm not that rich

Oh ok, that's cool by me. I don't like change either, but I also don't like overcharging people, so I try to keep the costs of shit low. Besides, 90% of people order stuff online anyway so I don't have to deal with that much cash anyway...

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Originally Posted by hobo

i found some money and just ordered

"found" eh? Under the couch cushins or did you mug somebody?

Cap'n Crunch · #11

What are you doing rasing it up 50 cents? Trying to make another 50 bucks on it, eh?

I already sent my money in.

Mockery · #12

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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

What are you doing rasing it up 50 cents? Trying to make another 50 bucks on it, eh?

I already sent my money in.

Well, you could've read the F.A.Q. :/

Q: How come you charge an extra .50 cents, why not an even number?
A: The extra .50 cents really helps us out. The shipping costs for these club packs isn't exactly cheap - we have to buy envelopes and pay for postage. In addition to that, PayPal deducts a small sum from each online order that we sell, so by having the extra .50 cents tacked on at the end, it really helps us cover our expenses better.

Tropical · #13

Don't be fooled by the $0.50!!!!!
IT'S REALLY 63 YEN!!!!

Mockery · #14

My cover is blown.

:swimminginyen

HickMan · #15

I really want a club pack. But, alas. My parents are convinced that RoG is some guy ripping twelve year old jerks off across the country... Then I told them you were in western Europe.

Perndog · #16

Woohoo, got a paycheck ordered the Club Pack. I AM TEH COOL.

Oh, and -RoG-, I'm thinking of donating to the board so I can get me one of them spiffy titles. Is 20 bucks a cool amount?

Mockery · #17

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Originally Posted by HickMan

I really want a club pack. But, alas. My parents are convinced that RoG is some guy ripping twelve year old jerks off across the country... Then I told them you were in western Europe.

Nah, twelve year olds always catch onto my schemes. I go straight for the newborns... they're still completely oblivious.

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Originally Posted by Perndog

Woohoo, got a paycheck ordered the Club Pack. I AM TEH COOL.

Oh, and -RoG-, I'm thinking of donating to the board so I can get me one of them spiffy titles. Is 20 bucks a cool amount?

Thanks for ordering the club pack, and yeah 20 bucks is fine man, that'll definitely help for re-registering the board in the future. Just lemme know when you've sent in the donation by sending me a private message with your title request.

-RoG-

Mockery · #18

The first batch of club pack orders have just been sent out. (this is for orders that were placed online. orders sent via mail already will probably go out later in the week)